Downrod
04-10-2003, 03:51 PM
Ole' Cleavis was bragging to everyone in town about all the fish he had been catching. It had been a terrible year for fishing in the local lake and nobody else was catching anything. So the game warden asked Cleavis if he could go out fishing with him to see how he was catching them.
The next morning Cleavis and the game warden motered out to the middle of the lake and shut off the motor. the game warden said " alright Cleavis, lets see how you have been catching so many fish when noone else can"
Cleavis reach under his seat and picked up a stick of dynamite, He lit it and through it into the lake. KABOOM!! Cleavis gets out the net and starts scooping up fish.
The Game warden screamed " Cleavis you can't do that!! Thats against the law!!!"
Meanwhile Cleavis had lit another stick of dynamite and handed it to the Game Warden and said " Are you going to sit there yapping or are you going to FISH!!
The next morning Cleavis and the game warden motered out to the middle of the lake and shut off the motor. the game warden said " alright Cleavis, lets see how you have been catching so many fish when noone else can"
Cleavis reach under his seat and picked up a stick of dynamite, He lit it and through it into the lake. KABOOM!! Cleavis gets out the net and starts scooping up fish.
The Game warden screamed " Cleavis you can't do that!! Thats against the law!!!"
Meanwhile Cleavis had lit another stick of dynamite and handed it to the Game Warden and said " Are you going to sit there yapping or are you going to FISH!!