hangoo
04-09-2003, 01:43 PM
MasterCard Wedding
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University.
> >It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
huge
> >wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the
> >groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
> >wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to attend
> >their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and
> >to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As
a
> >token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special
> >gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including
> >the wedding party's, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
> >everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
> >envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The
> >groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
> >detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests'
> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
> >"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
> >turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
> >marriage annulled the first thing the next morning. While most people
would
> >have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair,
> >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing was wrong. His
> >revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's
> >reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls
> >the size of church bells.
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man...Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD!!!
> >
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University.
> >It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
huge
> >wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the
> >groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
> >wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to attend
> >their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and
> >to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As
a
> >token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special
> >gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including
> >the wedding party's, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
> >everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
> >envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The
> >groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
> >detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching the guests'
> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
> >"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
> >turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
> >marriage annulled the first thing the next morning. While most people
would
> >have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair,
> >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing was wrong. His
> >revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's
> >reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls
> >the size of church bells.
> >
> >Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man...Priceless.
> >
> >There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
> >MASTERCARD!!!
> >