View Full Version : Hey, I just had an idea !
jpollman
03-03-2003, 01:55 PM
After reading all the posts by people complaining about the 20+" of ice around here lately I just thought of a money making venture.
Maybe this weekend I'll just take the old power auger out and walk around the lake with it. I'll put a sign on my back to read :
.50 a hole
5 for $2
I should be able to make a pretty penny in a weekend !
:D :D :D
chromium
03-03-2003, 01:59 PM
No.................I can't.:D :D
LOL Chromium............
You had best bring your kneepads JP.:eek:
William H Bonney
03-03-2003, 02:38 PM
I wouldn't put that sign on your "back"! lol
Some people might interperet that the wrong way, either that or word it differently.
I wouldn't want you to end up on "JohnsTV" and have you're auger impounded. LOL
Fishfoote
03-03-2003, 02:49 PM
LMAO:D :D :D :D :D
jeremy L
03-03-2003, 02:51 PM
that was great William H Bonney, it was one of the funniest play on words i have ever heard!:p :p :p :p :p
higherpowered
03-03-2003, 03:08 PM
I would have thought you'd been visiting this site and posting long enough by now to know you've gotta proof-read your post AT LEAST twice before hitting that 'submit' button. Or were you just trying to get 'em going? I'm not gonna jump on this band wagon cuz you're my friend but I can't wait to read what's coming! :D
northern_outdoorsman
03-03-2003, 03:57 PM
"Kick Me Please"....ROTFLMAO!!!!:p :D
quest32a
03-03-2003, 04:01 PM
too funny!!!! i think this should be moved to the comedy forum
hangoo
03-03-2003, 04:41 PM
that cracks me up!! :D
patcheroo
03-03-2003, 04:59 PM
Hey for that price I'll take 10. I'll just leave the Jiffy in the truck. Hope you have a heated shanty!
MichiganMike5
03-03-2003, 05:15 PM
LMAO! Too Funny!!!
Be safe JP, remember the "Auger Covers" !
moonbeam
03-03-2003, 05:27 PM
Myself and a few sisters from Sister of Heavenly Deeds are planning an ice fishing outing near the Metro Detroit area.
We are funded in part, by M. Jackson Foundation so we are, always in need.
We plan on having over forty of Gods children out that day.
The Sisters have the means to punch holes, butt we could use your guidance and we would most surely pay you for your time.
Can we get a group rate on holes? It would be an annual thing if it turned out to be fun.
How big is your auger if you don't mind telling me?
Thanks
Sister Mary Moonbeam
MichiganMike5
03-03-2003, 06:09 PM
:D And they say size don't matter :D
northern_outdoorsman
03-03-2003, 06:11 PM
Oh boy...When the old "Budster" gets home he is gonna "beat some *****"....LMAO!!!!!
jpollman
03-03-2003, 07:11 PM
I guess you're right..... I should have thought it out more and reworded it a bit. :D :D
I made that post just before I headed out the door for an appointment.
Oh well, I got a laugh out of it too. :)
flyrod4steelhead
03-03-2003, 08:15 PM
ROTFLMAO. This is too funny. :D :D
Thunderhead
03-03-2003, 08:36 PM
Ya gotta kiss me first sweety LMAO :D :D
jpollman
03-03-2003, 08:39 PM
Even though I am the BUTT of the joke, I'm still getting a laugh out of it ! :D:D :D
ZobZob
03-03-2003, 08:57 PM
I'd give you $2 per hole!
It takes me all week to recover from how thick that ice is now.
Zob
Backlash
03-03-2003, 09:14 PM
These laughs are as good as an outing full of humor.:D
Thunderhead
03-03-2003, 09:47 PM
jpollman, Seriously tho, it is a good idea. The last time I was out, I set down my brand new 8in. Strikemaster after 10 minutes of drilling, and offered to pay the guy next to me to knock me out a couple of holes. He declined the offer of pay and kindly drilled me 5 holes. Nevertheless, I'd of been MORE than happy to pay a buck a hole.
jpollman
03-03-2003, 10:06 PM
I guess my wording could have been a little better on the original post. But I don't think it's a half bad idea either. You don't need to "make a killing". But heck seriously, I think .50 a hole would be fair and in times like this when there is LOTS of ice I bet you could make a few bucks. I'm sure you'd run into people who'd be more than happy to pay you a reasonable amount to punch them 5 or 10 holes.
When I do go out, I usually drill about 6-8 holes in a widespread pattern. Then I just fish between them. If I don't get any results, I'll move a bit and put in another 6 or 8.
I can just picture it, kinda dressed like the "Good Humor Man" with a little change maker on your belt walking around the lake popping holes. :)
patcheroo
03-03-2003, 11:20 PM
The " Good Humor Man " walking around the lake popping holes. Now you're Killin' me man!!!!!!
MichiganMike5
03-04-2003, 06:53 AM
lol..."Momas got a Squeezebox and Daddy...umm, well Daddys got an Auger, Change Maker and a Funky White Hat!"
Dave Simmons
03-04-2003, 09:43 AM
:D :D :D :D :D
Fishfoote
03-04-2003, 10:08 AM
I've had guys come over to the shanty and offer me a beer for cutting some wholes - have auger will travel.
jpollman
03-04-2003, 11:29 AM
MM5,
:D :D :D :D
higherpowered
03-04-2003, 11:50 AM
now I can't resist. 20" of ice ain't nothing compared to the hole you dug!:) I think you go out there dressed like the Good Humor Man with that sign on your back and there's gonna be 3 or 4 other guys in white suits out there coming to take you away, ho ho, ha ha, hee hee........!:D
Happy Jack
03-05-2003, 09:17 AM
There was a guy at Tip Up Town AUGERING holes at 50 cents a pop back in the mid 70s. With the price of gas today you should get a couple bucks anyway. I hear they get a lot more down around 8 mile in Detroit.
garyrodbender
03-06-2003, 08:13 AM
Way to funny! LMAO! And I thought George Carlin was funny:eek:
jpollman
02-22-2004, 09:11 AM
I was thinking about this thread the other night. I did a search and found it. I read the whole thing again and I've gotta tell ya, it's one of the funniest threads we've had on this forum. I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes and my sides hurt. Ok, maybe it was just the mood I was in but you've got to admit this thread is pretty funny.
I know that I'm the butt of the joke and should have thought it through a little better or reworded it a bit BEFORE I submitted it. But heck, I'm not proud. I can laugh at it too. :)
gamalot
02-22-2004, 09:45 AM
Thanks JP,
So my wife wants to know what I am doing here on the computer and laughing so much about!
Don,t you know she clicks on this thread.
After about 15 minutes of reading and not a giggle from her she turns and says, Totally straight faced, "Are there really guys who do that"????
Talk about missing the point!
You are the best JP and now when ever she comes fishing with me she will be looking for you prancing around and wondering what this world is comming to.
I just can't bring myself to explain it any deeper and can't wait till she is on the ice and says, "Is that Him"!
Gary
Ruler
02-23-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by gamalot
I just can't bring myself to explain it any deeper and can't wait till she is on the ice and says, "Is that Him"!
Your wife wouldn't happen to be blond would she? ;) :D
gamalot
02-23-2004, 12:50 AM
No blond at all ! I think she just read it too fast or missed a part and it was so funny when she said it I was rolling off my chair and then she gets POed at me.
I thought JP would get a kick out of it being a good sport and all :D
skulldugary
02-23-2004, 08:03 AM
This stuff is too funny.
MichiganMike5
02-23-2004, 04:44 PM
I remember this post as hillarious too, I think moonbeams post is the one that had me sprayin coffee outta my nose when I hit the "Auger Size?" line at the end. LOL
NEMichsportsman
02-23-2004, 06:29 PM
Missed it the first time around!!!!!!!!!!!
Got my laugh for the day....thanks Budster:D
jpollman
02-23-2004, 06:57 PM
That's why I brought it to the top Joel. There are a lot of people that missed it the first time. When I read it again, I laughed so hard my sides hurt. I figured some out there might need a lift. :)
Michigan Birdhunter
02-23-2004, 10:46 PM
This was great!! Only an honest mistake could be so funny. I was reading the posts with a big smile until I read MichMike5's post and I couldn't hold it back any longer. I had tears running down my cheeks. Thanks for a great thread. Funky White Hat!!! LMAO
jpollman
12-19-2005, 08:50 PM
Oh Geez, I've just gotta bring this one back to the top. I ran accross it again and reread the whole thing. I laughed so hard I just about made myself sick. I guess this should be an annual thing to usher in the ice season. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Enjoy folks and fire away. I can take it. :)
John
frznFinn
12-20-2005, 05:07 AM
how about changing your screen name to- the Good Humor M :lol: an!
walleyechaser
12-20-2005, 06:17 AM
I hope Ozzgood doesn't see this. He might confuse it with a Right of Passage.
LMAO :lol:
Frozenfish
12-20-2005, 08:08 AM
I wouldn't put that sign on your "back"! lol
Some people might interperet that the wrong way, either that or word it differently.
I wouldn't want you to end up on "JohnsTV" and have you're auger impounded. LOL
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! This has to be one of the top 10 quotes on this site. Hey, that would make a good shanty/blind reader. MS.com best threads.
RichP
12-21-2005, 09:40 PM
It's been a couple of years now. What with inflation, can a fella still get one of JPollman's holes for 50 cents or does it cost more now?
salmonslammer
12-21-2005, 09:47 PM
can a fella still get one of JPollman's holes for 50 cents
Might want to send him a PM on that one.... :yikes: :xzicon_sm :evil: I hear he's a cheap date!!
Just, please, for the love of God,......NO PICS!!!
dinoday
12-21-2005, 09:51 PM
I don't know if the ice is thick enough to charge yet,but you might be able to get some change if you take over "milking" duties :hide: :lol:
First time I've seen this thread....good one :chillin:
trouttime
12-21-2005, 09:57 PM
I don't know if the ice is thick enough to charge yet,but you might be able to get some change if you take over "milking" duties :hide: :lol:
First time I've seen this thread....good one :chillin:
Beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey,
If John bored a hole the milk might come out faster :yikes: :lol:
Oh yea,
and at one time John was going to sell ME those augers :rant:
Glad I got a lazer after reading this J/K John ;)
Michigan Mike
12-22-2005, 12:02 AM
It's been a couple of years now. What with inflation, can a fella still get one of JPollman's holes for 50 cents or does it cost more now?
I'm not quite sure, but I think he might be charging by the inch!
:lol:
Mike
RichP
12-22-2005, 07:25 AM
I'm not quite sure, but I think he might be charging by the inch!
:lol:
Mike
LOL, this thread is so wrong, JPollman I can't believe you keep digging it up every year. :lol:
jpollman
12-22-2005, 07:28 AM
LOL, this thread is so wrong, JPollman I can't believe you keep digging it up every year. :lol:
I know. I can't figure it out either. But I tell ya, some of the replies have been priceless ! This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've seen yet on the site. :lol:
John
limige
12-22-2005, 08:15 AM
lol, too funny, glad you kept it up....
btw, i think there's a ton to be made if you can go without fishing. drilling holes, selling snacks/coffee ect.
Brownsdown
12-22-2005, 09:15 AM
after payment do you require spooning LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO:yikes: good luck hope you dont get the wrong kind of takers.............
funebonz880
12-22-2005, 09:30 AM
I'm not quite sure, but I think he might be charging by the inch!
:lol:
Mike
Wouldn't he be selling himself short that way??:confused: ;)
TheApprentice
12-22-2005, 12:09 PM
JP upon reading your original post I thought we had a new generation of ICE PROSTIDUDES on our hands. I guess some guys could get a little lonely out on the ice and for $.50 you can't really go wrong. Instead of calling you a lot lizzard your new nickname on here should be the HOLE GIVER.
So, what is the union scale for being a HOLE GIVER in this region? I could see it now a whole fleet of snowmobiles with the name HOLE GIVERS on the side riding around on the lakes with their gas powered augers. In all seriousness, I bet you could get a lot of business when the ice is thick. I bet you there would be one yahoo in the bunch that would try to get you for false advertising when he did not get the hole he thought he was going to get. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck with your future career JP. I hope it works out for you. I bet by now you are ready to retire as I am sure you are very sore and your body is getting worn out from all of the hole giving you have been doing. Sorry about you being the butt end of the joke JP, but I could not help myself man. I sure hope you have a sense of humor, because if not I am sure you will be looking for me out on the ice. Have a great season bro!
Ryan
jpollman
12-22-2005, 02:05 PM
Ryan,
believe me I have a sense of humor. :) If I didn't there's NO WAY I'd have brought this back to the top. :lol: :lol:
wild bill
12-15-2006, 11:20 AM
sorry jpollman but i just had to bring this one back to the top.:lol:
... not this one again!! :lol:
Jigawhat
12-15-2006, 12:36 PM
1st time I've seen this. Too funny! :lol:
Chawazz
12-15-2006, 12:44 PM
Thanks for bringing this back for us newbies . . .
Although I'm concerned about what my co-workers think as I'm LMAO eatin' lunch in my office.
Great post:lol:
RichP
12-15-2006, 12:54 PM
Good thing John is in the decal business now. With the weather being as it is this year and last he has probably had a difficult time finding many clients for his holes.
Ninja
12-15-2006, 01:07 PM
Reminds me of a Blues Brothers tune from back in the day.
The funny part is, I hardly changed the words, and it still fits!!!
I'm a HOLE man!!!
Comin to ya on an icy road
Good lovin I got a truck load
And when you get a hole you got something
So dont worry cause Im coming
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Got what I got the hard way
selling the holes each and every day
So honey dont you fret
Cause you aint seen nothing yet
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Play it JOHN!
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Listen
I was brought up on an icy street
I learned how to sell holes before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start selling holes I just cant stop
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
Well grab the rope and we'll begin drilling
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
You're a soul man
Im a hole man
Im a hole man
jpollman
12-15-2006, 04:16 PM
sorry jpollman but i just had to bring this one back to the top.:lol:
No problem BIll. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. I just read the entire thread again and it was just too funny. Of all the posts, Michigan Mike's was the best so far. "funky white hat" ROTFLMAO
John
Lots of ice out there recently........
jpollman
02-14-2007, 08:17 PM
Lots of ice out there recently........
Just couldn't let it die eh Paul? ;)
That's OK. I've got a thick skin. I can take the harassment. But the big problem now is that I just sold my auger. I guess I'm gonna have to hang up my funky white hat and change maker. LMAO!!!
John
GVSUKUSH
02-14-2007, 08:45 PM
Good way to pay for those Saturn repairs......
Rooster_Smasher
02-14-2007, 08:48 PM
Hows about I drill the hole in the ice for ya and I get to pick your largest fish per hole. Drill 5 holes for 10 guys and ya get there biggest 5 fish.
Drill 50 holes and go home with 50 ten inch Perch...
eddiejohn4
02-14-2007, 11:42 PM
I know for a fact that there are guys being released from prison that would take 20 dollars worth!:)
MAttt
02-15-2007, 10:21 AM
From what I understand jpollman made so much money that year from his "HOLE BIDNESS" that he retired from icefishing permanately and has hung up his poker.
Nowadays if you want to get into da bidness I believe you have to get one of those wimpy quiet environmental friendly electric vibrator style holemakers to satisfy the current growing numbers of yuppie style tofu eating icefisherpeople that are out there.:lol:
trout
02-15-2007, 10:27 AM
This thread will only go away when it warms up.
Ferris_StateHunter
02-15-2007, 10:33 AM
J poll How much was your hole service again??? :)
.... let's keep this one at the top for all the new members out there!! :D
For some crazy reason... I don't think this year will be the last year that this one keeps popping back up! :lol:
Ya know John... figuring in inflation.... and seeing as the DNR is raising prices on our licenses and all.... I bet you could get at least ...
$1.00 a hole!!!
I guess you will have to keep eye open for a good used power auger now!!
Man... I just can't believe you passed up that $75 bucks!! :dizzy: :yikes: :rolleyes: :lol:
I can't help it John... this one is just too funny. I started reading it again just this morning and had to wipe tears from my eyes from laughing so hard. This thread is definitely a M-S.com classic and just keeps getting better with age!!
William H Bonney
02-16-2007, 08:43 AM
,, I guess I'm gonna have to hang up my funky white hat and change maker. LMAO!!!
John
Soooo,, how do we recognize you now?? Are we gonna be looking for a FishTrap,, "Broughaaaam" Model,, with a sim top and 18" whitewalls?? Or do you still have the cane and the grill for your teeth??
jpollman
02-16-2007, 12:26 PM
Soooo,, how do we recognize you now?? Are we gonna be looking for a FishTrap,, "Broughaaaam" Model,, with a sim top and 18" whitewalls?? Or do you still have the cane and the grill for your teeth??
LOL !!!:lol::lol::lol:
Marrble Eyes
02-16-2007, 01:53 PM
Well when you hear the music of dueling banjos and some ole toothless hillbilly saying, "Aint he got a purty mouth?" http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/61/61/21/10p.jpg I'd suggest dropping the auger and running for your life.
Just ask Ned Beatty. he was just out canoeing. He wasn't even advertising Hole Shots.
Michigan Mike
03-02-2007, 05:24 PM
After reading all the posts by people complaining about the 20+" of ice around here lately I just thought of a money making venture.
Maybe this weekend I'll just take the old power auger out and walk around the lake with it. I'll put a sign on my back to read :
.50 a hole
5 for $2
I should be able to make a pretty penny in a weekend !
:D :D :D
With 16 inches of ice this year I'm always happy when I find a "FREE HOLE" especially one that keeps putting out!
:)
Fishfoote
03-02-2007, 10:09 PM
Still funny:lol: :lol: :lol:
Capnhook
03-04-2007, 10:55 AM
And the point of this thing is to "catch something"?:confused: ........:lol:
RichP
03-04-2007, 12:13 PM
And the point of this thing is to "catch something"?:confused: ........:lol:
:lol: :lol:
Willie Tippit
03-06-2007, 06:45 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RIVER LADY
03-07-2007, 06:57 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Hilarious
UNCLE AL
03-07-2007, 07:48 AM
My grandson and I fished Houghton Lake acouple of years ago, and another fisherman came to our shanty and asked if he could use our gas auger, I politely told him no, but my grandson would be happy to drill a hole for him. I heard the auger start up, and drill acouple of holes, then I heard him drilling a hole behind us, then on the side of us, then in another spot. When he came back he had $5.00 in his pocket, and a few minutes later the first guy came over and gave me a couple of beers. Your idea does work.
Marrble Eyes
03-07-2007, 08:10 AM
And the point of this thing is to "catch something"?:confused: ........:lol:
After working with the County Health Department and seeing their VD powerpoint presentation, there's no way I'd stick my lure down no community hole!:sick:
Ninja
12-02-2007, 09:22 AM
Hey John.....are you ready to start drilling some ho's......umm...I mean holes this year?!?
This hole has been drilled so much the auger barely touches the sides.
jpollman
12-02-2007, 09:55 AM
I was wondering whether or not this thread would remain buried this year. :)
I guess not. Time to let all of the new members have a laugh. :lol:
John
muddman55
12-02-2007, 11:50 AM
good stuff guys So glad we can all laugh at ourselves keep it coming:lol:
.... was wondering when this one was going to surface again!!! :yikes:
Still funny too!! :lol:
Hey John.... better add another 4%-5% inflation again this year on top of all the past years. Geeze... you should start making some big bucks this year!!! :D
MUSHY1
12-21-2007, 09:22 AM
I was thinking about this thread the other night. I did a search and found it. I read the whole thing again and I've gotta tell ya, it's one of the funniest threads we've had on this forum. I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes and my sides hurt. Ok, maybe it was just the mood I was in but you've got to admit this thread is pretty funny.
I know that I'm the butt of the joke and should have thought it through a little better or reworded it a bit BEFORE I submitted it. But heck, I'm not proud. I can laugh at it too. :)
Thanks to KB Krause, Im getting to read this Post.......I cant believe i missed this one.....Pollman, you are killing me!!!!! The thought of you in a White jump suit, changer, and a sign on your back......Im in Freaking tears.....
Mushy
dobes
12-21-2007, 01:40 PM
I'll give you 10 bucks :bloos:
MIfishinGuy
12-21-2007, 02:58 PM
better get a new set of blades, you don't want them going limp oops i mean dull. :lol:
casscityalum
02-10-2008, 08:01 PM
better get a new set of blades, you don't want them going limp oops i mean dull. :lol:
Check out that fancy new Auger laying next to the Shanty, Gas prices got high and His business just took off Wish I had a job like his.:help:
http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/42794/2001095724204063419_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2001095724204063419)
William H Bonney
02-10-2008, 08:24 PM
Geez John,,,, I guess business is good, eh?? Maybe next year you could splurge and buy your staff there some of those "change plunger's" to wear around their waist.
Oh wait,,,, I got another idea for ya,,,,,, just have the girls lay down on the ice like they're making a snow angel,, except have them lay "face down",,, then just grab an arm and spin 'em around in a circle like compass. You could have some nice sized spearing holes.:evilsmile
disclaimer: please don't make me explain this one,,, I went a long ways for this one.
jpollman
02-10-2008, 08:31 PM
LOL
This thread will NEVER die! :lol:
John
C20chris
02-10-2008, 08:40 PM
:yeahthat:
William H Bonney
02-10-2008, 09:05 PM
:lol: This thread is funny. I had to go back read the "hole" thing again. I can't stop laughing at this post though,,,,,,, "advertising Hole Shots":lol::lol::lol::lol:
Well when you hear the music of dueling banjos and some ole toothless hillbilly saying, "Aint he got a purty mouth?" http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/61/61/21/10p.jpg I'd suggest dropping the auger and running for your life.
Just ask Ned Beatty. he was just out canoeing. He wasn't even advertising Hole Shots.
casscityalum
02-10-2008, 09:29 PM
:lol: This thread is funny. I had to go back read the "hole" thing again. I can't stop laughing at this post though,,,,,,, "advertising Hole Shots":lol::lol::lol::lol:
Oh my I missed that post..HILARIOUS:lol:
Bonney, thats some great stuff. Spearing holes, who woulda thought....
jpollman
02-10-2008, 09:34 PM
I went back and read this thread from the beginning again. I was in tears at some of the responses.
"Daddys got an Auger, Change Maker and a Funky White Hat"
That one had me in tears. If you're in just the right mood it can really set you off.
John
casscityalum
02-10-2008, 10:23 PM
I went back and read this thread from the beginning again. I was in tears at some of the responses.
"Daddys got an Auger, Change Maker and a Funky White Hat"
That one had me in tears. If you're in just the right mood it can really set you off.
John
You notice the little change in the sign, 5$ for 2 holes:yikes:
William H Bonney
02-11-2008, 06:17 AM
I went back and read this thread from the beginning again. I was in tears at some of the responses.
"Daddys got an Auger, Change Maker and a Funky White Hat"
That one had me in tears. If you're in just the right mood it can really set you off.
John
The part that sets me off is the Funky White Hat,,,,,,, all I can picture is that episode of Seinfeld. Where Kramer borrows that coat from the production of Joseph And The Technocolor Dreamcoat,, he has that cane and finds that white hat blowing down the street. Then that "music" starts playin' and Kramer starts that "strut" down the street. :lol:
mjmmusser
02-11-2008, 02:02 PM
Just came across this legendary thread again.
Jpollman, you need to change your sig to "$.50, we'll prime it , choke it, and poke it! Then for good measure and your pleasure, we'll clean it out."
Marrble Eyes
02-11-2008, 02:44 PM
The part that sets me off is the Funky White Hat,,,,,,, all I can picture is that episode of Seinfeld. Where Kramer borrows that coat from the production of Joseph And The Technocolor Dreamcoat,, he has that cane and finds that white hat blowing down the street. Then that "music" starts playin' and Kramer starts that "strut" down the street. :lol:
http://www.monksdiner.com/entertainmentforum/imagehosting/95646d22f40b1d64.gif
"Iam off to Saginaw Bay to check up on my holes. "
William H Bonney
02-11-2008, 02:51 PM
http://www.monksdiner.com/entertainmentforum/imagehosting/95646d22f40b1d64.gif
"Iam off to Saginaw Bay to check up on my holes. "
Ahhhh,, yes....... there it is. :lol:Now if only someone could photoshop an auger in his hand in place of that cane.:lol:
stickem
02-11-2008, 08:33 PM
ya gottta add "group rates avalible"..id "poke" around with that ideal..er "drill" 2 get 1 free:lol::lol::lol:
rico1391
12-17-2008, 02:05 PM
Well, isn't it about that time again? I think we've got just about enough ice up here in the UP that it's time for your "services".....
GOTONE
12-17-2008, 02:59 PM
Funny :lol::lol::lol:
trouttime
12-17-2008, 03:01 PM
I think we've got just about enough ice up here in the UP that it's time for your "services".....
Wife issues? ;)
jpollman
12-17-2008, 04:37 PM
Oh geez just the other day I was thinking about this thread and wondering if it would be resurrected or not. :)
John
chuckwagon157
12-17-2008, 05:02 PM
and it was;)
rico1391
12-18-2008, 05:38 PM
Wife issues? ;)
nope, i was just thinking with all the college kids up here he might be able to make a few dollars, lol
Ferris_StateHunter
12-18-2008, 05:42 PM
nope, i was just thinking with all the college kids up here he might be able to make a few dollars, lol
I'll do some crazy things to make some money, but I am not drilling anyones holes this season
bucknduck
12-18-2008, 07:21 PM
:D :D True Classic!
basskiller46
12-18-2008, 07:29 PM
In the front make a sign for the wunder boner :lol:
casscityalum
01-12-2009, 01:35 PM
haha just read it again still laughin :D
FlyFishingAttorney
02-21-2009, 11:23 AM
To the top:lol:
trouttime
02-21-2009, 12:27 PM
Hey John,
Does the Good Humor Man now include a Michigan Sportsman Decal “Got my Hole Popped by J Pollman”? ;)
MichiganMike5
02-22-2009, 08:12 AM
Wow! Talk about a Blast from the Past! Havent seen this thread in years!
Just read through the past Six Years of replies and was shocked to see that, back in '07 you "Sold your Auger"! Gotta feel for the poor sap that thought he was gettin a bargain on a "Gently used Auger" at the time. What'd ya tell him... "It was carefully driven by a kindly old gentleman back 'N forth to church only on Sundays?!?! Wasn't he even curious why ya had to sell it with a Salvaged title? If my math is correct... Ya started yer "Hole poundin Buisness" in '03 and had that same "auger" til ya sold it in '07 !!! 4 SOLID YEARS of what can olny be reffered to as "Commercial Use"! Not only amazing that it was still in one piece, but that it even resembled something that might be capable of "Poundin Holes". I'd hate to imagine what the poor guy was workin with before he "Upgraded" to yer used "auger".
Jigster
02-23-2009, 06:45 AM
I'd shy away from the Saugatauk area though, you may get more bites than you can handle!
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