bounty hunter
02-08-2003, 10:44 AM
Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance
Juanita had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts
the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However,
Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also
had a deformity too.
Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and said, "I too have a
problem. My ***** is the same size as an infant and I hope you can
deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes, I would marry you and learn to live with your infant
size *****."
Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the
honeymoon. Mark whisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing, holding one another. As Juanita put her
hands in Mark's pants she began to scream and run out of the room.
Mark ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She stated to Mark, "You told me your ***** was the size of an
infant!"
Mark said, "Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces 19 inches long."
Juanita had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts
the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However,
Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also
had a deformity too.
Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and said, "I too have a
problem. My ***** is the same size as an infant and I hope you can
deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes, I would marry you and learn to live with your infant
size *****."
Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the
honeymoon. Mark whisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they
started touching, teasing, holding one another. As Juanita put her
hands in Mark's pants she began to scream and run out of the room.
Mark ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She stated to Mark, "You told me your ***** was the size of an
infant!"
Mark said, "Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces 19 inches long."