So you double dog dare me do you SFK!

[Gone Fishing]

SFK gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my privates." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot SFK! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"

That was fun! Man, now I’m in trouble! :D

[ESOX]

LMAO!!!!!
OOOOOH Doggie, I think you've done it now.....
How the heck do ya dig a foxhole in this frozen ground????


:eek:

[Gone Fishing]

Paul, it's Friday night and I'm having a little fun till the better half kicks me off the puter. I LOVE YOU GUYS!;)

[quest32a]

which bathroom was that in????? mens or womens?????:D :D :D :D

[ESOX]

I know John..........
I just wanna stay off your radar!!! ;)

[stelmon]

Oh, your really in trouble now, lol:p

[chad 1]

tears are in my eyes. Thanks for the good laugh:D

chad1

[quix20]

make sure you set up the trip lines around the house now, and keep a close eye out in the bushes.

you never know where, you never know when

LOL

at least we can say jokes like this all in good fun. hopefully no one takes them personally

[Hunter333]

This is going to get VERY interesting!! Gone, you may want to make out your will: first Shoeman and now SFK.... Please dont cry out loud when they retaliate :)

[Gone Fishing]

All in good fun! I hope!:eek: I don't know what got into me today to set myself up for this but I'm almost looking forward to the repercussions.;)

[dongiese]

LMAO:eek: :eek: :D

[maxemus]

Any reply SFK?;)

[Gone Fishing]

Man, I'm hoping he doesn't even see this. I'm running out of ammunition! :p

[tubejig]

I have been reading this mumbo jumbo for the last little bit and I have to thank you guys for giving a good laugh. By reading the story above and knowing that SFK lost his little ball at the Lexington outing we can all assume that he squats to pee.:D


tubejig

[northern_outdoorsman]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

At Least ya didn't say he was sitting on a Mouse Trap :eek:

[huntingfool43]

Can not belive SFK has not struck back yet. Gone Fishing I thinks you better look out.

[Gone Fishing]

He must be plotting something very special for me but after going 10 rounds with Shoeman, I'm pretty worn down! Help me Mr. Wizard!:eek:

[ESOX]

Originally posted by Gone Fishing
Help me Mr. Wizard!:eek:

I haven't heard that on in years!!! I think our age is showing.
I can't even remember the turtles name.....

[Gone Fishing]

Tudor I believe. Funny how I can remember that but can't remember what I had for dinner last night! I take that back, I had Perch for a change. ;)

[PrtyMolusk]

Howdy-

Thanks, Paul and GF; that question has been haunting me for ages!

I can remember the "Trissel, trassel, trussle, trome; time for this one to come home!" part of the show, but still can't remember which program it was a part of......

Anyone remember? (Sorry to hijack the thread, but I JUST GOTTA KNOW!)

I'll post a joke here as repayment, soon as I can figure out how to clean up the verbage (and who I want to target! :eek: )

[huntingfool43]

GF is right it was Tudor the turtle but don't remember the name of the cartoon.

[Gone Fishing]

I don't remember the name of the show either. I want to say the Underdog Show but I really don't have a clue.

[huntingfool43]

I did a web search and all that was listed was tudor the turtle show but the person that did the voice of mister wizard also did a voice in the underdog show.

[northern_outdoorsman]

"Drizzle drazzle drozzle drome-- Time for this one to come home!"

[northern_outdoorsman]

(CLay that was from that OLD cartoon...I am not sure you are old enogh like the other guys to remember it:eek: )

[northern_outdoorsman]

UNDERDOG CARTOON THEME LYRICS!
When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The call goes up both far and near
For Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder

Underdog. Underdog!

When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed
Goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!

[tubejig]

I want to play too, but I am never around here too much anymore to give out some quality stuff on a consistant basis.:(



tubejig

[Shoeman]

Originally posted by tubejig
I want to play too, but I am never around here too much anymore to give out some quality stuff on a consistant basis.:(
tubejig

Poor Polly Purebread

:D :D :p :eek:

[Gone Fishing]

Oh no, the sleeping giant has awakened! Actually SFK, this is all a big misunderstanding! SFK in the title was just a typo. Shoot, this will never fly.........OK, although Shoeman beat me up pretty bad, I did save one for you....... Hope this flies, unlike you, I have never had a warning or a post deleted.....

Serial Fish Killer is serving his country in the Rangers when he has a terrible parachuting accident. The chute does not deploy and he hit the ground with an awful impact. Somehow he survives but due to the crushed vertebrates he is now 3 foot tall and due to brain damage he now has a very bad lisp. Serial Fish Killer returns to the states and sees his old pal Shoeman. Shoeman feels bad for his buddy and knowing how much his friend Clay liked horses, he calls a guy that owns a horse stud farm. "I know this midget named Clay who loves horses and I want to buy him the horse of his choice. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I'm sending him over now." When Clay arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," Clay replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up Clay and shows him the horse's mouth. Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up Clay and shows him the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up Clay one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up Clay and shoves his face right up in there and then sets him on the ground. Shaking his head and wiping his face, Clay says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that, I'd like to see her run!" :D ;)

[dieseldude]

:eek: ewe!

[PrtyMolusk]

Howdy-

Me, Paul (ESOX), and Joel (NEMichsportsman) were tooling around Chicago one night, checking out the sights. Not being familiar with the area, we soon found ourselves in an unsavory part of town.

Suddenly, we were set upon by a vicious street gang. The leader walked up to us and said,

"Allright, Deadmeat, unless you three punks can show me 16 inches of meat between you, you're dead where you stand!"

Gesturing with his switchblade, he ordered Paul to unzip.

"Seven and a half inches!", he said as one of his henchmen held out a tape measure.

"Seven inches!", he yelled, as he sized up Joel.

"OH HO! ONE AND A HALF INCHES!", he screamed as he doubled over laughing after checking me out.

"OK, you guys just made it! Now beat it, punks!"

As we made our way to safer territory, the typical male ego asserted itself....

"Man, if it wasn't for my 7-1/2, we'd be in trouble", said Paul.

"You? If not for my big 7, we'd be in the hospital!", noted Joel.

"Oh, bullsh1t!", I exclaimed. "If I hadn't had an erection, we'd all be dead!" :eek: :D :eek: :o

[Gone Fishing]

:D And a very safe way to tell that joke Les. I'm not that smart!;)