Cab Driver

[Shoeman]

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder
> > to ask him something.
> >
> > The driver screamed, lost control of the car,
> > nearly hit a bus, went upon the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a
>department
> > store window.
> >
> > For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then
> > the driver said,"Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared
> > me half to> death!"
> >
> > The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize
> > that a little tap could scare him so much.
> >
> > The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry,
> > really, it's not your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver.
> >
> > I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."