more little johnny

[skinne]

Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby
was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the
parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new
baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a
wisecrack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long
talk
with Little Johnny before going to the neighbours. He Said, "Now,
son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on
your
best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going
to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the
neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the
baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh what a beautiful
little baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said,
"This baby has perfect little hands, feet," then said, "Why...just look
at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The Mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies, "Why,yes...his
doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause the little f***er
can't wear glasses".