hangoo
01-29-2003, 01:29 PM
You Know Your From A Small Town When..
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1. You can name everyone you graduated with*
2. You know what 4-H is*
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
4. You used to lap "main"*
5. You said the "f" word and your parents knew within the hour*
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same goes for the game warden.
7. You could never buy cigarrettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd still tell your parents).
8. When you did find someone old and brave enough to buy you cigarrettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
10. The whole school went to the same party after graduation*
11. You don't give directions by street names, but directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east of Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
12. The country club golf course only has 9 holes.
13. You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend*
14. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads and you will never own a dark car for this reason*
15. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
16. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.
17. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
18. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"*
19. The people in the "big" city dress funny, then you pick up the trend 2 years later.
20. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the Sonic*
21. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends drives a grain truck to school occasionally.
22. Football coaches suggest you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
23. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
24. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
25. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
26. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
27. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
28. You can charge at all the local stores.
29. The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
30. The closest mall is over an hour away*
31. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a lawn mower*
32. You laugh your ass off reading this because you know they're all true!********
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1. You can name everyone you graduated with*
2. You know what 4-H is*
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
4. You used to lap "main"*
5. You said the "f" word and your parents knew within the hour*
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't-same goes for the game warden.
7. You could never buy cigarrettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough they'd still tell your parents).
8. When you did find someone old and brave enough to buy you cigarrettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
10. The whole school went to the same party after graduation*
11. You don't give directions by street names, but directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east of Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
12. The country club golf course only has 9 holes.
13. You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend*
14. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads and you will never own a dark car for this reason*
15. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
16. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.
17. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
18. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"*
19. The people in the "big" city dress funny, then you pick up the trend 2 years later.
20. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the Sonic*
21. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends drives a grain truck to school occasionally.
22. Football coaches suggest you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
23. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
24. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
25. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
26. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
27. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
28. You can charge at all the local stores.
29. The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
30. The closest mall is over an hour away*
31. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a lawn mower*
32. You laugh your ass off reading this because you know they're all true!********