Here's one

[Big Game]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies..."I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

[Brian S]

Staying with that theme . . .

A father and young son are waiting for a prescription at the drug store.

The son points to the display of condoms and asks "What are those for?"

The father explains the details.

Then the son asks, "What is that little package of condoms for?"

The father replies, "Well, thats a two pack. Its for high school boys, one for Friday and one for Saturday."

Then the son asks, "What is that other package for?"

The father replies, "Well, thats a six pack. Its for college boys, two for Friday and two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

Finally, the son asks, "What is that big package for?"

The father replies, "Well, thats a twelve pack. Its for married men, one for January, one for February . . . ."

[Robert W. McCoy Jr]

:D

[LilyDuck]

:lol: I dont care who you are that's funny