Polkahero
01-28-2003, 11:29 PM
Another "bad" one. Feel free to delete or modify.
One day the teacher asked her class, " I want volunteers to use the word fascinate correctly in a sentence."
Little Becky raised her hand: "The dog was fascinated by the cat's actions."
The teacher replied, "That was good, Becky, but I want fascinate , not fascinated ."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher, figuring there was no way Johnny could wrongly manipulate this word, called on him.
Little Johnny: "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
t#ts are so big, she can only fasten eight !
One day the teacher asked her class, " I want volunteers to use the word fascinate correctly in a sentence."
Little Becky raised her hand: "The dog was fascinated by the cat's actions."
The teacher replied, "That was good, Becky, but I want fascinate , not fascinated ."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher, figuring there was no way Johnny could wrongly manipulate this word, called on him.
Little Johnny: "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
t#ts are so big, she can only fasten eight !