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time2kyl
05-15-2009, 04:15 AM
In the FREEP this morning. Warren police tasered a cougar in a drain pipe. Finally some concrete evidence. Still can't post links yet.

w w w .freep. c o m/article/20090515/NEWS04/905150422/




tnt1960
05-15-2009, 06:13 AM
It was a stuffed animal that they thought was real. How embarassing is that!

sourdough44
05-15-2009, 07:31 AM
I thought it may of been one of those middle aged lady cougars.

KalamazooKid
05-15-2009, 08:22 AM
http://www.freep.com/article/20090515/NEWS04/905150422/1006/NEWS/Tasering+of+cougar+ends+with+a+surprise+

Sorry, but that there is incredibly funny!:lol:

Swamp Monster
05-15-2009, 08:25 AM
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!!! And people wonder why people snicker when they hear someone said they saw a Cougar.......it's because people call 911 on stuffed animals!! :lol::lol: I would have loved to have been there!! How much funnier it would have been if they would have started pumping rounds into it.....:lol::lol:

Concrete evidence..... :lol::lol::lol:

Sorry, this is just to funny!

http://www.freep.com/article/20090515/NEWS04/905150422/Tasering+of+cougar+ends+with+a+surprise+

tommy-n
05-15-2009, 08:36 AM
Yeah, and the thought of who is protecting and serving us is funnier yet

GIDEON
05-15-2009, 09:57 AM
I wonder how hard the test to become a police officer in warren is ?

NoWake
05-15-2009, 10:19 AM
Stuffed animals are getting to look too life-like. Before someone gets hurt they should start mandating all stuffed animals to have big red noses on them like they do with the muzzle end of toy guns. :lol::lol:

marty
05-15-2009, 10:20 AM
Hey you guys make think it's funny but those big stuff animals can hurt you:rant:.

The other night in the dark my granddaughter left hers in the middle of the floor in the dark and I fell over it and could have been killed:yikes:

I think the officers used reasonable force:evil:

I'm never leaving the safety of my bed again without at least a baseball bat:D

Lil' Tanker
05-15-2009, 10:29 AM
I have never seen a stuffed animal that actually looks that real.

I wonder what carnival the trickster won it from and if the carnys will get charged with anything.:lol:

bradymsu
05-15-2009, 02:10 PM
Stuffed animals are getting to look too life-like. Before someone gets hurt they should start mandating all stuffed animals to have big red noses on them like they do with the muzzle end of toy guns. :lol::lol:

There are, of course, no cougars in Michigan. But we're working on new legislation requiring 144 square inches of hunter orange to be sewn on any overstuffed house cat that's not contained on a high fence game ranch. Furthermore, given that this overstuffed house cat could have come in contact with other overstuffed house cats, there will be an immediate ban on overstuffed house cats in the entire Lower Peninsula and Beaver Island indefinately until 1/1000th of 1% of the estimated overstuffed house cat population can be sampled. Anyone who opposes any of this is putting politics above sound scientific management and will be publicly ridiculed by the remaining three staffers at MUCC and Howard Meyerson (unless his paper should go out of business first). ;)

tommy-n
05-15-2009, 02:21 PM
sounds about right, you have to do something to justify your position:p

jeffthedj
05-15-2009, 03:01 PM
One of the funniest things I've read on here :lol::lol::lol:

PWood
05-15-2009, 09:18 PM
Warren Five O. Taze 'im Dano.

QuakrTrakr
05-16-2009, 01:40 AM
Maybe the police need to take a biology class.

2PawsRiver
05-16-2009, 09:29 AM
:help::lol::lol:

SNAREMAN
05-16-2009, 09:31 AM
Probley real lucky Andy used the taser before the rest of the Barneys got the bullets out of their pockets:lol::lol:

dougdad
05-16-2009, 11:13 AM
I wounder where they were schooled? The last time I knew, when a cat of any type gets backed into a corner and gets close up human attention that they do not desire they get quite verbal. Why didn't the lack of movement of any kind clue them in too the fact that the thing was either dead or not real ? Idiots to say the least, and they are suposed to protect us? wow!!! scarry !!

solohunter
05-16-2009, 10:35 PM
You have to wonder who would stick thier head into the pipe and take a long look,,,, thinking if it is a big cat your face is lunch,,, I guess i would have had to seen the "cat" in the pipe, I had a chance run in with two warren officers friday afternoon with my rottwieller, they did not try to taze me or the dog, in fact one even petted the dog ( while off leash) without having his hand on his tazer, these two seemed 100% normal, I didnt make any tazer jokes either as I had read the article before hand :lol:
but here goes
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=288587&page=2

:help:

Tecumseh
05-17-2009, 01:15 AM
classic.

WHITE CLOUD
05-17-2009, 07:09 AM
Only in michigan!!:lol::bonk:

Perferator
05-17-2009, 09:39 PM
I wonder how hard the test to become a police officer in warren is ?

Just ingest or inject 10 cups of starbucks before you go.....


Man, cops are so wired these days.

Filet N' Release
05-18-2009, 05:01 AM
LMAO at its menacing eyes..... I hate it when i go into my daughters room and all her stuffed animals glare at me with those menacing eyes

roundlaketom
05-18-2009, 06:06 AM
The news up here said it cost the city of warren $1000 to tazer that cat :yikes: