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NoWake
05-13-2009, 09:18 PM
With all the Cougar sightings in Michigan I'm in the process of developing and marketing a deterrent system. I borrowed the idea from honey collectors of the Sunderban Tiger Reserve. They wear these because they believe big cats won't attack if they think they are being watched.
http://www.molesoup.com/24595153.cb449f.jpg
With a few minor modifications I think they will be big sellers in Michigan.
Not needed!!! Have you ever heard of a cougar attacking a person in Michigan. Our cougars might be mean but they dont hunt Michaganders.
They might eat Ohioans, but not Michaganders.
orion
05-14-2009, 08:00 AM
Great idea! I hope your modifications will not make them look like 16th century Spanish Conquistadors, as pictured. This will only confuse the Cougar and make them think they have traveled through a time warp. Thus causing them to fly into a rage and have just the opposite affect.
Swamp Monster
05-14-2009, 09:19 AM
With all the Cougar sightings in Michigan I'm in the process of developing and marketing a deterrent system. I borrowed the idea from honey collectors of the Sunderban Tiger Reserve. They wear these because they believe big cats won't attack if they think they are being watched.
http://www.molesoup.com/24595153.cb449f.jpg
With a few minor modifications I think they will be big sellers in Michigan.
Perfect! I bet you could sell a bunch of these at the next Michigan Wildlife Conservancy fund raiser....er I mean town hall meeting on Cougar Awareness in Michigan!
jlcrss
05-14-2009, 09:28 AM
Great idea! I hope your modifications will not make them look like 16th century Spanish Conquistadors, as pictured. This will only confuse the Cougar and make them think they have traveled through a time warp. Thus causing them to fly into a rage and have just the opposite affect.
I was thinking a hybrid of garden nome and a Spanish settler.
QuakrTrakr
05-14-2009, 10:57 AM
Great idea! I hope your modifications will not make them look like 16th century Spanish Conquistadors, as pictured. This will only confuse the Cougar and make them think they have traveled through a time warp. Thus causing them to fly into a rage and have just the opposite affect.
LOL!!!! I woner if that would work on bears too! Just confuse the heck out of them. :lol::lol:
Spartan88
05-14-2009, 01:12 PM
Wonder if those would work on snow cows?
NoWake
05-14-2009, 01:18 PM
I may develop a school teacher's version as well. Anyone know Billy Mays' number?
Whit1
05-14-2009, 10:23 PM
Not needed!!! Have you ever heard of a cougar attacking a person in Michigan. Our cougars might be mean but they dont hunt Michaganders.
They might eat Ohioans, but not Michaganders.
But they do eat Michigeese................sorry, I couldn't resist. :lol:
QuakrTrakr
05-14-2009, 10:34 PM
But they do eat Michigeese................sorry, I couldn't resist. :lol:
:rolleyes: That was bad Whit. Booooo! wink wink
HunterHawk
05-15-2009, 12:16 AM
Cougar protection!!!! God knows they dont need to have any more kids!
http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/53792cbe8b779232
michigander88
05-15-2009, 02:47 AM
Could have used your deterrent system 20 mins ago as i just survived and attack as I was walking the streets
MI88
KayJay
05-20-2009, 11:50 AM
Or you could just tase 'em!
http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/19475763/index.html
Bountyhunter
05-20-2009, 05:03 PM
I wouldn't use it! It will probably scare them and then they will attack for sure!:lol:
Frantz
05-20-2009, 08:46 PM
I already have an anti-cougar device marketed, I call it.........
THE CAMERA
QuakrTrakr
05-20-2009, 11:45 PM
I already have an anti-cougar device marketed, I call it.........
THE CAMERA
Now THAT'S Freaking Funny! :lol::lol:
Zarathustra
05-22-2009, 12:53 PM
You should change the face on the mask to the face of Carrie Prejean (Miss California).
Then the mask could be used to ward off cougars and gay men at the same time.
QuakrTrakr
05-22-2009, 01:40 PM
You should change the face on the mask to the face of Carrie Prejean (Miss California).
Then the mask could be used to ward off cougars and gay men at the same time.
And attract hunters..............
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l231/bergcrane2/cali2.jpg
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l231/bergcrane2/Cali.jpg
TrekJeff
05-22-2009, 01:57 PM
GEEZE, now we aren't ever going to prove cougars are in MI...lol
Wildone
06-01-2009, 04:45 PM
With all the Cougar sightings in Michigan I'm in the process of developing and marketing a deterrent system. I borrowed the idea from honey collectors of the Sunderban Tiger Reserve. They wear these because they believe big cats won't attack if they think they are being watched.
http://www.molesoup.com/24595153.cb449f.jpg
With a few minor modifications I think they will be big sellers in Michigan.
Wearing the masks or use the guys wearing them funny masks in your post for a distraction/bait?:lol:
mick101
06-09-2009, 09:36 AM
Mi88, tell us what happened?
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