Ozzman
04-27-2009, 12:20 PM
Ray & Bubba (Arkansas Mechanical Engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman from Michigan walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches', and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.... ... and helping Obama to design the "stimulus package."
Ozzman :lol::lol::lol::lol:
A woman from Michigan walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches', and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.... ... and helping Obama to design the "stimulus package."
Ozzman :lol::lol::lol::lol: