Ozzman
04-20-2009, 06:46 PM
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.They panhandle in different areas of town.Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but he only collects 2 to 3 dollars a day. Jose, however, brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says,"Look at your sign! What does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads: "No work. Have wife and 6 kids to support. Anything will help."
Jose says,"No wonder you only get $2-3 a day".
Carlos says, "So, what does your sign say"? Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads:
"I only need another $10.00 to get back to Mexico".
Ozzman :lol:
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says,"Look at your sign! What does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads: "No work. Have wife and 6 kids to support. Anything will help."
Jose says,"No wonder you only get $2-3 a day".
Carlos says, "So, what does your sign say"? Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads:
"I only need another $10.00 to get back to Mexico".
Ozzman :lol: