martin1950
10-21-2008, 09:12 AM
I'm real sorry but this is so bad, I just had to pass it around:lol:
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.....
A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-
We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/500/pic04708.gif
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.....
A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-
We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/500/pic04708.gif
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?