T-Bone0717
10-20-2008, 03:47 PM
A plane is flying from Los Angeles to New York. A half hour into the flight, the captain comes on the loud speaker and says:
"We are flying at 30,000 ft at 600 MPH. I have turned off the fasten seatbelt sign and you are free to walk about the cabin"
The captain hangs up the microphone but forgets to turn off the speaker. He looks over to the co-piolt and says:
"Well, I think im gonna take a ***** and screw the stewardess"
The stewardess in the back of the cabin heres this and frantically begins running to the cock pit to tell the captain that the speaker is still on. Upon running to the front of the plane, just as she reaches first class, the stewardess falls on her face right next to an elderly woman with an aisle seat. The elderly woman looks down at her with a vote of confidence and says:
"Dont worry honey, you still have time. You heard him say he was gonna take a ***** first!"
"We are flying at 30,000 ft at 600 MPH. I have turned off the fasten seatbelt sign and you are free to walk about the cabin"
The captain hangs up the microphone but forgets to turn off the speaker. He looks over to the co-piolt and says:
"Well, I think im gonna take a ***** and screw the stewardess"
The stewardess in the back of the cabin heres this and frantically begins running to the cock pit to tell the captain that the speaker is still on. Upon running to the front of the plane, just as she reaches first class, the stewardess falls on her face right next to an elderly woman with an aisle seat. The elderly woman looks down at her with a vote of confidence and says:
"Dont worry honey, you still have time. You heard him say he was gonna take a ***** first!"