Ozzman
10-20-2008, 02:15 PM
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?'
Maria: 'Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want
an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh. '
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that?'
Maria: 'No Seņora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
Ozzman :lol::lol::lol::yikes::yikes:
increase?'
Maria: 'Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want
an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh. '
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that?'
Maria: 'No Seņora, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
Ozzman :lol::lol::lol::yikes::yikes: