imjon
10-14-2008, 10:17 PM
Once upon a time, a mature woman in her late forties decided that she wanted to have a baby. She read all about the modern fertility procedures for older women. She decided that she would get pregnant, and have a baby. And she did, and she did.
One of her old friends dropped by her house, and wanted to see the baby.
She said, "The baby is napping, and you'll have to wait until he wakes up."
So they talked and visited for a while. After a while the friend said she had to go soon, but she really did want to see the baby.
The mother was quite adamant: "You'll have to wait until he wakes up."
The visitor said, "Can't I just peek in and look at him sleeping?"
The mother shook her head and admitted, "Well, in all honesty I can't remember where the hell I put him, so when he wakes up and cries, then I can find him."
One of her old friends dropped by her house, and wanted to see the baby.
She said, "The baby is napping, and you'll have to wait until he wakes up."
So they talked and visited for a while. After a while the friend said she had to go soon, but she really did want to see the baby.
The mother was quite adamant: "You'll have to wait until he wakes up."
The visitor said, "Can't I just peek in and look at him sleeping?"
The mother shook her head and admitted, "Well, in all honesty I can't remember where the hell I put him, so when he wakes up and cries, then I can find him."