hunting joke

[fisher2hunter22]

why are hunters better at sex??(hopefully i dont get kicked off)
they arent afraid to go deep in the bush

aim right

they shoot more than once

and they arent afraid to eat it afterwords.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Slodrift]

:yeahthat: :whistle: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[susie2005777]

I have a very good comment to this joke, but decided to see if you get kicked off for yours first...LMAO....cute joke, by the way :)

[fisher2hunter22]

i didnt get in trouble so wat is ur comment back now

[Sabre03]

:lol::lol::lol:

[susie2005777]

i didnt get in trouble so wat is ur comment back now

Fishermen:

They know how to use live bait :)
They know how to cast a spoon with the proper distance :)
They know when to reel it in and recast :)
They aren't afraid to fish in the day time or the darkness :)
And they aren't afraid to eat their catch :p:fish:

:lol::lol::lol::fish:

[fisher2hunter22]

Fishermen:

They know how to use live bait
They know how to cast a spoon with the proper distance
They know when to reel it in and recast
They aren't afraid to fish in the day time or the darkness
And they aren't afraid to eat their catch

:lol::lol::lol::fish:

hahaha i like that one :lol::evil::lol:

[Slodrift]

:eek: Susie!! :lol::lol::lol:

[Slodrift]

Steelheaders might not make good lovers though -

1 They have noodle rods

2 They often have tiny bags

3 They drift from place to place (had another word for place but thought better)

4 They often release what they catch

[susie2005777]

hahaha i like that one :lol::evil::lol:

Thank you very much....I thought that one up with my quick wit~~immediately after I read your joke...:lol:...but didn't want to post until I saw how yours went over:evilsmile:D

[susie2005777]

Steelheaders might not make good lovers though -

1 They have noodle rods

2 They often have tiny bags

3 They drift from place to place (had another word for place but thought better)

4 They often release what they catch

:lol::lol:..Way too funny...they might have to stiffen the rod, carry a bigger bag, sit in one spot and cuddle their catch~~they might have better luck, then...:p:evilsmile

[Slodrift]

"they might have to stiffen the rod, carry a bigger bag, sit in one spot and cuddle their catch"

I tried that once but all I got was a lot of dirty looks from the other fisherman :D:lol::lol: But on the upside I ended up having the place to myself.

[susie2005777]

"they might have to stiffen the rod, carry a bigger bag, sit in one spot and cuddle their catch"

I tried that once but all I got was a lot of dirty looks from the other fisherman :D:lol::lol: But on the upside I ended up having the place to myself.

OMG...how funny....LMAO :lol::lol:....The question is~~did you keep the catch you were cuddling? :lol::evilsmile:fish:

[Slodrift]

"The question is~~did you keep the catch you were cuddling?"

No! You know the old saying "If you love something set it free, if it comes back....bla.. bla.. bla.." well, it never came back, in fact none of them have...... Darn noodle rod anyways :sad:

[susie2005777]

"The question is~~did you keep the catch you were cuddling?"

No! You know the old saying "If you love something set it free, if it comes back....bla.. bla.. bla.." well, it never came back, in fact none of them have...... Darn noodle rod anyways :sad:

Being that I work in the medical field~~I hear there are medicines that may help with noodle rod.....Might want to ask your doctor about that....:lol::lol::lol:

[Slodrift]

I have thought of that but I usually wear neoprene waders and trust me the last thing you want to see on the river is a guy in neoprene waders using a stiff rod.:bloos::lol::lol::lol: On top of that I understand that stuff works for up to 3 hours....what would I do with the remaining 2 hours and 57 minutes ??

[RoadKillCafe]

why are hunters better at sex??(hopefully i dont get kicked off)
they arent afraid to go deep in the bush

aim right

they shoot more than once

and they arent afraid to eat it afterwords.

:lol::lol::lol:

Maybe the saying, "One in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" doesn't apply here :D

[susie2005777]

I have thought of that but I usually wear neoprene waders and trust me the last thing you want to see on the river is a guy in neoprene waders using a stiff rod.:bloos::lol::lol::lol: On top of that I understand that stuff works for up to 3 hours....what would I do with the remaining 2 hours and 57 minutes ??

Actually, it works up to 4 hours (so, I hear :lol:)....and if it works longer than that, you might be in trouble (pity the poor man that thinks that is a great thing)...As for neoprene...LOL....UUmmmm, must be some pretty good stuff if it works that fast :yikes:....No female species could hold a candle to that...:lol::evilsmile

[susie2005777]

Maybe the saying, "One in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" doesn't apply here :D

Nice, roadkill...:lol::lol::lol::p

[Slodrift]

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