Slodrift
10-06-2008, 08:14 AM
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one
> of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a
> pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
> down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two
> to life.
>
> The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
> through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you
> have been given life for thirty minutes to do what
> you've wished to do the most.
>
> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
> behind the shrubbery.
>
> The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
> ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
> and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have
> fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He
> asks her 'Shall we?'
>
> She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
> change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down
> and you ***** on its head.'
>
>
>
> AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???---------------
> of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a
> pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
> down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two
> to life.
>
> The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
> through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you
> have been given life for thirty minutes to do what
> you've wished to do the most.
>
> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
> behind the shrubbery.
>
> The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
> ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
> and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have
> fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He
> asks her 'Shall we?'
>
> She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
> change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down
> and you ***** on its head.'
>
>
>
> AND JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???---------------