Cpt.Chaos
09-27-2008, 10:36 PM
An older man who lived on a farm decided one day to take a walk of his property and visit his orchard for some apples. He walked with a large bucket through his yard, past his swimming pond and through his field to his orchard. Once he filled the bucket halfway he walked back to his house only to discover some of the local college girls had snuck onto his property and were now skinny dipping in his pond. They quickly moved to the deep end of the pond upon seeing and told him they weren't coming out until he left. He then told them that he wasn't there to chase them away or spy on them, he was just there to feed his pet alligator!