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09-26-2008, 10:45 AM
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude
> >> was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> >> hypnotist do his stuff.
> >>
> >> As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
> >> announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
> >> three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
> >> hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
> >> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
> >> beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
> >> 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
> >> watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
> >> family for six generations.'
> >>
> >> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> >> quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch,
> >> watch the watch.'
> >>
> >> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> >> forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
> >>
> >> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
> >> until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
> >> and fell to The floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
> >>
> >> '*****,' said the Hypnotist.:SHOCKED:
> >>
> >> It took three days to clean up the senior center...
> >> was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
> >> hypnotist do his stuff.
> >>
> >> As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
> >> announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
> >> three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
> >> hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
> >> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
> >> beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
> >> 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
> >> watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
> >> family for six generations.'
> >>
> >> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> >> quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch,
> >> watch the watch.'
> >>
> >> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> >> forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
> >>
> >> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
> >> until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
> >> and fell to The floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
> >>
> >> '*****,' said the Hypnotist.:SHOCKED:
> >>
> >> It took three days to clean up the senior center...