Ozzman
09-16-2008, 11:23 AM
Dont know if its true, but ya just got to laugh :lol:ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADYA lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the manopposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The manseemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.The case cameup in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had tosay for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this,when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming'and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan'sOintment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placedherself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did theTrick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when Shemoved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ' Goodyear Rubbercould have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.' 'CASEDISMISSED!!' Ozzman :lol: