supposed to be smoking but where did it go?

[Percha Man]

I looked all day
I looked all night
But to my dismay
and to my fright
someone stole my 7 in 1 smoker
Friday night :rant::rant:

you left the water pan
a few grills to
yes I still got the middle section
I hope your blue
you theiving little bastard
I hope you choke
because with the parts you stole
You still can't smoke!!!

So to you you thief
I bid good day
And if I catch your ass
its hell you'll pay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From your dear friend in Port Huron BIG DADDY MIKE........

If 'n I do ever see you or any one else around my house I am gonna use my own style of justice on ya and believe me you will be the one trying to call the cops not me you rotten little piece of crap...

Any way if any one here is offered a propane smoker / grill with alot of pieces missing PM me I would like to get my smoker back the wife bought it for me for christmas and paid 130 bucks or so and some low life took it and the tank off my front porch but left the mid section and both pans and rack.( didn't even clean up the grease drippings from the porch )

It was being used as a grill and now that is all it is good for so I hope it blows up on him or her.......:evilsmile

:16suspect Anyone want to buy a mid section and grills and water and chip pan from a stand up round smoker ????? I got extra.

Also got the turkey deepfryer and fish pan and basket but no where to get it hot.:sad::sad:


The nerve of some of the people in this world never cease to amaze me....

[radiohead]

That sucks. Sorry to hear about that.

[tedshunter]

That really sucks,it is a shame that you cannot leave anything laying around without some LOWLIFE stealing something from youThat is one thing I cannot stand is a thief.I have been took a few times in my day too so I know how you feel.I pity the thief that I ever catch I will tell you that.I hope you find the LOWLIFE and beat'em senseless.

[loweboats]

That sucks man, but it was a great poem!

[Percha Man]

Yes I needed to vent it had me all upset after I looked on the porch Saturday and all I saw was a empty spot on the porch where she used to stand. The worst part about it all is that I picked up my salt , sugar and spices to make my brine friday night and now I got to find a new smoker but alas it is not yet it my budget.

And yes I hope I find the culprit so I can pound the crap out of em'.

You can't have anything nice. Period.

Gonna have to get me a " PORCH DOG " :evil:.

Well it made me mad enough to stick around all day yesterday and clean out the garage instead of going fishing like I wanted so I could make room for anything else outside and a new smoker once I get one :sad:...

On a side note I did take the girls to Yale yesterday to watch some truck wars and some burnout competetions and they loved it :D. The wife was like " You really do ejoy this type of crap don't you ? " I hardley heard it over the girls screaming at the cars to burn the tires off the rims. BURN IT UP BURN IT UP .

Man I am truely blessed sometimes even when I am down.....

Good luck to you all and tight lines .... I will be doing some more OT to help pay for my mistake of not bolting the smoker down :dizzy:......

[Cobramach1]

I know what you mean and how you feel. You really can't have anything nice nowdays and if you do, you can barely enjoy it. Two weeks ago someone drove through our neighborhood and my truck was on the street and they hit my mirror on the driver side and shattered it. I have an F-250 with that double extendable mirror. You have to replace the entire thing unfortunately. A neighbor saw it happen, but couldn't get the license plate down fast enough. Then this week I noticed a dent in the rear fender on my wife's Fusion which we just purchased 1 month ago! It looks like someone backed into it on one side. We were both livid about that but didn't know where it happened at. It's subtle but there is a dent there that is noticable now. Luckily the paint isn't scuffed or the bumper cracked. We're kind of glad we bought that car used because had it been new I would have been even more pissed. Still doesn't make it right that people don't stop and at least have the decency to leave their contact information and say what happened. I hope the person that hit my truck mirror also broke their mirror on their suburban. I drove around our neighborhood looking for a white suburban for a week, but it must have been someone just passing through because I couldn't find one. So I know how you feel. Been feeling the same way about people the past few weeks myself. :(

[Topshelf]

I feel your pain
Two Summers ago some little crack headed bastard went into my garage and stole my Dewalt Miter saw. Had a brand new $100 plus Freud blade on it. Little F'ers ever come back they will be calling the Coroner and the Cops also.:irked: Don't mind the dog beware the Kimber
Pretty sure it had to be crack heads :16suspect because they left lots of more valuable stuff and picked up the bright yellow 40 lb saw instead.

[Bassmad2]

Percha, I got a non-electric smoker if you want it, never been used.

[Percha Man]

HMMMMMMMMM........ I don't think I ever used a electric smoker anyways???

We'll see I gotta figure out what I am gonna do..


Crackheads are the hardest to catch in the act and even harder to keep in the crosshairs :lol:

[motcityman]

Percha Manse, I got an extra charcoal smoker that I dont use anymore. you can have it. let me know and if i get to St.Clair this week I will bring it up to there for you. PM me and we can meet. It needs a grill , has one but uses 2,but if you still have one.

[Bassmad2]

Well let Macker know if you want it, I am going to be in Belvidere until Thursday evening, leaving Tuesday morning.

[Slick fishing]

your going to the Belvidere plant? I will call ya..Cya Slick