Alittle humor for all

[wildcoy73]

Well guys you should have fun with this. Tonight a work i played a prank on my crew, have 8 guys and 4 fell for it. I was out putting lumber away and needed 4 inches of room to get the last bunk put away. So what do i do I get on the radio and start sending my guys around the store for a concrete stretcher. I have sevral guys in on the joke and we have these 4 guys running all over the store looking for this. After about an hour I felt sorry for them and had to let them know they just fell for the biggest prank of the year at work.
Hope this cheers a few of ya up after the rain today, and good luck on your birds

[00Buckshot69]

I'm a mold maker and in our trade we always sent the apprentices to get file oil. One time he got a new guy at the sales counter and they actually spent an hour or so looking for file oil and to my surprise they have file oil for filing aluminum. So was the joke on me????

[OttawaOzzy]

sent a guy looking for a bucket of "spot welds" once. But the one that works everytime is the old myth in the electrician world that IDEAL puts a brand new pair of linemans pliers in the bottom of every 100th 5gal bucket of wire pulling lube. We tell the apprentices that. It takes awhile but by the end of the day one of the apprentices is up to his elbows in Yellow 77 feeling around for his new set of linemans:lol:.

[jjc155]

I have been known to produce official looking memo's that some how end up in the rookies mail boxes at work. It's pretty funny to "overhear" some of the conversation between them and an Obviously very confused Sgt trying to figure out some kind of really weird training class memo or "special detail" assignment.

I have also been rumored to be the one that has filled hats with water and put them in the freezer, throw equipement that has been repeatedly left laying around onto the roof etc. AND I may once have been thought to be the guy that put fingerprint powder above the visor of a patrol car and then call the occupant on the radio and ask if I left my note book above said visor:D. There may or may not have been an incident involving some road kill too:xzicon_sm. I have also heard of a very large grasshopper being filed in the Supervisors Phone Rolodex under "G". Not sure who did that:evil:.

All of us at work are goofy and play jokes like that around the station on each other. Makes the days go quicker and the work seem less crappy.

J-

[buckinoff69]

i am a lil embarassed about this but still funny. i was new to roofing and the crew leader sent me back to the office to find a shingle strecher, while searching around the shop for a yellow and orange long handle thing with teeth on both ends the head boss asked what i was looking for, i told him and he says keep looking the guys need it. finally a hour and a half later the boss couldnt take it anymore, he about had tears in his eyes while telling me what they did to me.:lol: i can laugh now cuz i got some rookies on it myself over the years. even better when you send them to homedepo and there they say they dont have one to go to lowes, ond so on

[GoneFishin]

An electrician and I were working on a machine one afternoon (auto plant) when the electrician sent his new apprentice to the crib for an "anal rectifier" needless to say I had to turn my back and bite my lip to keep from givin' the ruse away. The poor kid returned about a 1/2 hour later ta tell us that the crib attendent told him the part ws out of stock and check back in a few days. Don't know if they sent him back a few more times or not. :rolleyes: :lol:

[itchn2fish]

Many years ago, someone asked me if I had signed up for a my Thanksgiving turkey, because if you didn't sign up, you wouldn't get one. They sent me to someone, who sent me to someone else, etc, and I finally caught on after seeing 3 or 4 people.
We always send a new tool & die apprentice out in search of the "aluminum magnet".

[marty]

Hey it was good fun to screw with new airman at their first duty station. I'd have them go change the summer air in all the vehicles into winter air:evil: