4seasons
04-13-2008, 08:25 PM
An old man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,in the holy land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just ship her home. The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?
The man replied "Long ago a man died here,was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance.
The man replied "Long ago a man died here,was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just cant take that chance.