eyecatcher
04-06-2008, 10:52 PM
SENIORS HAVING BABIES--Here's a smile!
All the new technology regarding fertility, recently a
65-year-old
Woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged
From the hospital and went home, her
Relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the
Mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
While first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see
The new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we
See
The baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the
Baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?"
They asked. "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I
FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM ... OK?"
All the new technology regarding fertility, recently a
65-year-old
Woman was able to give birth to a baby.
When she was discharged
From the hospital and went home, her
Relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the
Mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
While first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see
The new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we
See
The baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the
Baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?"
They asked. "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I
FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM ... OK?"