motcityman
04-01-2008, 08:08 AM
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Someone sent this to me and I had to share it!
I bought a new GMC 2500 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I
>couldn't get the radio to work
>The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
>"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
>Willie?"
>
>"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then
>he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced
>Willie Nelson.
>
>I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, " Beatles," I
>d get one of their awesome songs.
>Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I
>answerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the
>French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
>Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
>on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
>tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax, and Ted Kennedy on
>scotch.
>
>
>
>I LOVE this TRUCK
Someone sent this to me and I had to share it!
I bought a new GMC 2500 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I
>couldn't get the radio to work
>The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
>"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or
>Willie?"
>
>"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then
>he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced
>Willie Nelson.
>
>I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, " Beatles," I
>d get one of their awesome songs.
>Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I
>answerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the
>French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara
>Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
>on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
>tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax, and Ted Kennedy on
>scotch.
>
>
>
>I LOVE this TRUCK