swamptromper
01-16-2008, 11:51 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat $100.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat $100.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'