QDMAMAN
01-15-2008, 05:11 PM
The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list
of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do
you
know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
'Yes, they help me sleep at night,' the 80-year-old grandma said.
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep', said the young Doctor.
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that
but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at
night.'
You gotta love Grandmas!
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list
of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do
you
know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
'Yes, they help me sleep at night,' the 80-year-old grandma said.
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep', said the young Doctor.
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know that
but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me; it helps me sleep at
night.'
You gotta love Grandmas!