lawnguy
01-11-2008, 05:15 PM
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of the car
. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . .
he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car,
looks up at me
and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's how the fight started . . .
So there we are alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of the car
. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . .
he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car,
looks up at me
and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's how the fight started . . .