Ozzman
01-11-2008, 12:30 PM
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'Hillary' and 'His Holiness', however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope,
'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democratin the crowd go wild?'
He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture andcheering from every democrat in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,considers what he could do.
'That was impressive.
But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowdgo crazy with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will foreverspeak of this day and rejoice.'
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so.
'One little wave of yourhand and all people will rejoice forever?
Show me.'
So the Pope slapped her. :lol:
'Hillary' and 'His Holiness', however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope,
'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democratin the crowd go wild?'
He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture andcheering from every democrat in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,considers what he could do.
'That was impressive.
But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowdgo crazy with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will foreverspeak of this day and rejoice.'
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so.
'One little wave of yourhand and all people will rejoice forever?
Show me.'
So the Pope slapped her. :lol: