Usmc Sniper

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A USMC sniper was real good at his job. sniper had a
method. He would yell out some insult

at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply,

BANG!!! - one
less insurgent!



After every mission the company commander

would ask 'How many insurgents have you shot today?'



However, on this particular day when asked

about the number killed, he reported 'Five killed

and I let one go.'



'Let one go?' roared the company commander.

'What do you mean, you let one go?'



'Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then

this big insurgent stood up and yelled

'Hillary is a Bitch!'

I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!