New Doctor

[BowtechGuy]

My new father in law recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" the doctor asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" "Oh no," He replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" He said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, fishing, hiking, or hunting?" "No, I don't," He said.
The doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," He said. "I don't do any of those things." The Doctor looked at him and said, "Then why do you give a sh**?"