Joke

[PA BUCK 2]

Thought this might get a few chuckles...:p

A Michigan man was stopped by the DNR in
> Northeast Michigan recently with two ice chests full
> of live fish in water, leaving a river well known
> for its fishing.
>
> The DNR officer asked the man, "Do you have a
> license to catch those fish?"
>
> "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
> These here are my pet fish."
>
> "Pet fish?"
>
> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to
> the river and let 'em swim' round for a while.
> Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
> ice chest and I take 'em home."
>
> "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>
> The man looked at the DNR officer for a moment
> and t hen said, "It's the tru th. I'll show you. It
> really works."
>
> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>
> The man poured the fish into the river and
> stood and waited.
>
> After several minutes, the DNR officer turned
> to him and said, "Well?"
>
> "Well, what?" said the man.
>
> "When are you going to call them back?"
>
> "Call who back?"
>
> "The FISH!"
>
> "What fish?"

[bigmike]

That s good stuff. Very funny:lol:

[Shotgun]

And very old...

[doublell]

And very old...
:yeahthat:

[jcran750]

It was new to me...and funny!!

Jeff

[Rumajz]

New to me also.

Thanks for posting this, it's really funny.

[Rustyaxecamp]

never heard that one before.

funny.

[boehr]

The local game warden decided one year that he really wanted to catch this one deer poacher that was very well known as a poacher to the whole community. The warden had never been able to catch him and decided he would put all his efforts this year to nail the violate (another name for poacher).

The warden knew that all the deer that the violate poached was done early in the morning because the violate always thought the warden would work late and be sleeping in the morning.

So every morning before first light the warden would go sneak out to the violate's camp and sit an wait. Every morning the violate would come out on the front porch with two steaming cups of hot coffee and yell out the wardens' name. The warden would just irgnore it and stay concealed.

After the fifth day of this happening the warden finally got up after the violate yelling his name and walked up to the violate's porch where he was sitting. The violate said, "come on up and sit, your coffee is wait'in for ya."

They made small talk like normal for a few minutes and then the warden asked, "how in the heck did you know I was out there?" The violate just smiled at the warden and said "I didn't know you were out there, I just do that every morning."