QDMAMAN
12-27-2007, 06:55 AM
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. He shouts to him: "Trinken das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which in their Pennsylvanian dialect means : "Don't drink the water the cows have ***** in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. Please speak in English."
The Amish man replies "Use both hands, You'll get more!"
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. He shouts to him: "Trinken das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which in their Pennsylvanian dialect means : "Don't drink the water the cows have ***** in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. Please speak in English."
The Amish man replies "Use both hands, You'll get more!"