Ozzman
10-12-2007, 02:01 PM
Two 90 year old men Moe and Joe, have been friends all their lives. When it’s clear Joe is dying, Moe visits him everyday. One day Moe says. “Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if baseball is there.”
Joe looks up at Moe from his deathbed, “Moe, you have been my best friend for years. If its at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you. Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him…”Moe, Moe can you hear me”?
Who is it? Asks Moe sitting up quickly, Who is it?
“Moe..its me, Joe.”
“Your not Joe, Joe just died!
“I’m telling you, its me, Joe insists the voice.”
“Joe, where are you?
“I’m in heaven”, replies Joe. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”
Tell me the good news first,” says Moe.
The good news, “ Joe says is that there is baseball in heaven.”
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, its always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired.
That’s fantastic, says Moe. It is beyond my wildest dreams!
So what is the bad news?
Well Moe, your scheduled to pitch Tuesday! :yikes:
Joe looks up at Moe from his deathbed, “Moe, you have been my best friend for years. If its at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you. Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him…”Moe, Moe can you hear me”?
Who is it? Asks Moe sitting up quickly, Who is it?
“Moe..its me, Joe.”
“Your not Joe, Joe just died!
“I’m telling you, its me, Joe insists the voice.”
“Joe, where are you?
“I’m in heaven”, replies Joe. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”
Tell me the good news first,” says Moe.
The good news, “ Joe says is that there is baseball in heaven.”
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, its always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired.
That’s fantastic, says Moe. It is beyond my wildest dreams!
So what is the bad news?
Well Moe, your scheduled to pitch Tuesday! :yikes: