eyecatcher
10-12-2007, 09:06 AM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??"
he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??"
he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."