severus
10-10-2007, 10:32 PM
A plane was on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class got up, moved to the First Class section, and sat down. The flight attendant watched her do this, and asked to see her ticket. She then told the blonde that she paid for Economy Class and would have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant then went into the cockpit and told the pilot and co-pilot that there was a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belonged in Economy and wasn't moving back to her seat. The co-pilot went back to the blonde and tried explaining to her that she'd only paid for Economy and she'd have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot returned and informed the pilot that he needed to radio ahead and have the police waiting when they landed in Houston to arrest this blonde woman who wouldn't listen to reason. The pilot said, "You said she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He went to her and whispered something in her ear. She replied, "Oh! I'm sorry!", and immediately returned to her seat in Economy Class. The attendant and co-pilot were amazed and asked him what he'd said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "First Class isn't going to Houston".
The flight attendant then went into the cockpit and told the pilot and co-pilot that there was a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belonged in Economy and wasn't moving back to her seat. The co-pilot went back to the blonde and tried explaining to her that she'd only paid for Economy and she'd have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot returned and informed the pilot that he needed to radio ahead and have the police waiting when they landed in Houston to arrest this blonde woman who wouldn't listen to reason. The pilot said, "You said she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He went to her and whispered something in her ear. She replied, "Oh! I'm sorry!", and immediately returned to her seat in Economy Class. The attendant and co-pilot were amazed and asked him what he'd said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "First Class isn't going to Houston".