Roast: Steve

[puttputt]

Since Roasts are all the rage these days, I was sitting on the toilet the other day and thought it's time to Roast the founder of this great site!

MODS and Steve feel free to delete if so appropriate. I know, it's kinda crazy.

MEMBERS: lets try to keep it clean.

Let me start the festivities:

Steve is such a good hunter he lives near the heart of Michigan's biggest deer herd... Kennsington Metropark.

[puttputt]

Steve is in favor of smaller government....
.... but he's a big proponent of limiting the size of your Signature on ms.com...

[soggybtmboys]

I hear Steve loves trout fishing and is pretty good at it, I also hear he does a lot of catch and release. Very admirable.....but come on now.....'catch' and release on deer!:eek::lol::lol:




please dont ban me, please dont ban me, please dont ban me:D:lol:

All in fun Steve, again, best site on the web!

not gonna ban me are ya??????:16suspect:D

[Steve]

Steve is in favor of smaller government....
.... but he's a big proponent of limiting the size of your Signature on ms.com...


You could also say I'm in favor of downsizing both government and signatures.

[Steve]

I hear Steve loves trout fishing and is pretty good at it, I also hear he does a lot of catch and release. Very admirable.....but come on now.....'catch' and release on deer!:eek::lol::lol:




please dont ban me, please dont ban me, please dont ban me:D:lol:

All in fun Steve, again, best site on the web!

not gonna ban me are ya??????:16suspect:D

Don't let too many people hear that idea of catch and release deer hunting or somebody might latch onto it and like it.

[severus]

Steve wants to open a halfway house....for girls who don't want to go all the way. :D

(apologies to the late, great, Red Buttons, who used that line on Dean Martin):)

[Steve]

Hey if we are going to do this right we ought to pick a charity and you guys ought to donate to it for every post.

[kbkrause]

Hey if we are going to do this right we ought to pick a charity and you guys ought to donate to it for every post.

MSAH!

[Supa Roosta]

Steve should be nominated for Humanitarian of the year award.
With his soon to be released line of Neal endorsed Michigan Sportsman nighty-nite slipper socks with non-skid bottoms.

[eddiejohn4]

Steve is the one who explained to me why a Texas tornado and a Tennesee divorce are the same.He told me, either way someone is going to lose a trailer.:)

[STEINFISHSKI]

He's sensitive about his height, so don't tease him about it... or he'll punch you in the knee.:lol:

I can feel the love here.

[john warren]

i remember hearing about darting deer with a tranquilizer, an idea that was going around. so once again the whacko's have beaten us to a stupid idea.lolDon't let too many people hear that idea of catch and release deer hunting or somebody might latch onto it and like it.

[john warren]

great idea. i sugjest the old squirrel hunters with pony tails fondation. orginized to provide pinia colada's for the aged beach dwellers.Hey if we are going to do this right we ought to pick a charity and you guys ought to donate to it for every post.

[spiritofthewild_06]

Steve, serously your so old how do you even know how to use the internet? And I'm sure your sight is shot, who did you have custom make your oversized keyboard?:D

[puttputt]

Steve is sure he's a bigshot Internet tycoon now that the founder of myspace is one of his "friends."

[itchn2fish]

...I thought you were just a short, round stump sticking out of the water....

[puttputt]

You know Steve is tight with his advertisers. We all know and love KD Outdoors; well, Steve knows and loves KD Indoors. :confused:

[hunter62]

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight.


Steve’s afraid nobody will remember him when he’s gone. Gee, I can think of several reasons he’ll be remembered. He wouldn’t like any of them, but I can think of them.


Hey, what do you expect from a guy who was born in an Edsel?

[NoWake]

Isn't he the guy who's wife took away his 4-wheeler, so to save face he wrote an article about the benefits of using a mountain bike for hunting as if he wanted to by choice. :D

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/hunting_articles/bikes.htm

[puttputt]

Thinks that since he's being roasted his fame level is that of FlavorFlav's...

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/520/FlavorSteve1.jpg

[Neal]

Double Secret Probation

1. PuttPutt
2. Soggybtmboys
3. Severus
4. Supa Roosta
5. Eddiejohn
6. Steinfishski
7. John warren
8 Spiritofthewild
9. Itchen2fish
10. Hunter62
11. No wake
12.
13.

[itchn2fish]

Steve is so low.....that he needs a ladder to crawl under a snake.:lol:

[Hi Ho Silver_Joe]

Steve was gonna ban everyone who posted in this thread. But he wants to take some time to think.
Let me know how that works out for ya' Steve. :D:hide:

[spiritofthewild_06]

Steve was gonna ban everyone who posted in this thread. But he wants to take some time to think.
Let me know how that works out for ya' Steve. :D:hide:
Maybe we should all pitch in and buy him a couple cases of asprin!:lol:

[Steve]

Steve, serously your so old how do you even know how to use the internet? And I'm sure your sight is shot, who did you have custom make your oversized keyboard?:D

Yeah they even have that internet on the computer now.......

[tgafish]

Steve sure seems like a pretty nice guy. Heck I ever remember him posting 7 years ago on a site called Hunt America begging people to come to this site.

The one thing that has always freaked me out though is....... why he has a picture of an escaped insane asylum guy as his avatar??

[spiritofthewild_06]

Anyone ever wonder what is REALLY under steves hat?
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/jbrygal/bigfoot.jpg
I guess they can quit looking now!:lol:

[FREEPOP]

When Steve was born the doc grabbed him up and was about to smack him. He took one look at Steve and turned to his mother and smacked her! :lol:

[SgtSlaughter]

Kudus to Steve for proving everyday that it is not possible to be "pretty fly for a white guy".




I don't really know ya but I enjoy your site so I figured the least I could do was contribute to this thread. :)

[ArrowHawk]

When Steve was born the doc grabbed him up and was about to smack him. He took one look at Steve and turned to his mother and smacked her! :lol:


Why did the Doc smack his mother? Was it because he had to smack something and couldn't figure which end on Steve to smack.

[Steven Arend]

I’m not saying that Steve is getting old or that his eye sight is going bad, but the main reason that he like us to have smaller signatures is that on his 72 in. monitor “Everyone’s Signature Looks Big.”:yikes:

Steve

[Steven Arend]

The first time that I met Steve I thought it was kind of rude of him not to stand up, then I realized that he was standing……….on a chair!!!!!!!!!!:evil:

Steve

[QuakrTrakr]

Do you know the difference between Steve and God?


God doesn't think he's an administrator. ;)

[Michigan Mike]

Hello Steve
I've never met you that I know of, although we may have met on the Huron
at one time or another since it is my favorite river and I have spent a lifetime on it.
You have created the best outdoor forum that Michigan has ever seen
and for that I Thankyou!

I never understood the idea of making jokes of someone to honor them, so I'll leave that to those that do.

take care
Mike

[spiritofthewild_06]

Hello Steve
I've never met you that I know of, although we may have met on the Huron
at one time or another since it is my favorite river and I have spent a lifetime on it.
You have created the best outdoor forum that Michigan has ever seen
and for that I Thankyou!

I never understood the idea of making jokes of someone to honor them, so I'll leave that to those that do.

take care
Mike
Suck up

[ArrowHawk]

Hello Steve
I've never met you that I know of, although we may have met on the Huron
at one time or another since it is my favorite river and I have spent a lifetime on it.
You have created the best outdoor forum that Michigan has ever seen
and for that I Thankyou!

I never understood the idea of making jokes of someone to honor them, so I'll leave that to those that do.

take care
Mike


You may want to wash that Brown Camo Make-up off of your Nose, at least thats what I hope it is.

[eddiejohn4]

Hello Steve
I've never met you that I know of, although we may have met on the Huron
at one time or another since it is my favorite river and I have spent a lifetime on it.
You have created the best outdoor forum that Michigan has ever seen
and for that I Thankyou!

I never understood the idea of making jokes of someone to honor them, so I'll leave that to those that do.

take care
Mike


Be careful Steve stops short:)

[Whit1]

Michigan Mike,
Please keep the thread "on topic" or the mods will have to delete your post.........:yikes: :lol:.........all in good humor!!!! :lol:

[PWood]

Don't let too many people hear that idea of catch and release deer hunting or somebody might latch onto it and like it.

Now, Steve, tell the truth. Isn't this a picture of you in your younger days working on that idea of catch-and-release hunting?

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/500/CatchAndReleaseHunting.jpg

[Michigan Mike]

Michigan Mike,
Please keep the thread "on topic" or the mods will have to delete your post.........:yikes: :lol:.........all in good humor!!!! :lol:

Not a problem Whit...Judging by some of the responses from my post,
it looks like some of the good folks here were trying to honor me too!
I'm humbled.
:lol:

Mike

[puttputt]

Up north at Steve's property, if this Airstream is rockin' don't come knockin'... because...
It's just Steve working that plunger like a madman trying to get the toilet unclogged!
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/537/medium/mscom_proving_grounds.jpg

[sfw1960]

Thinks that since he's being roasted his fame level is that of FlavorFlav's...

http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/520/FlavorSteve1.jpg

I think everyone NOW knows what your "real" income is generated from . muH brUtHuH!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

y0!!!!
iDz gottsa cRacK
fLavaH!!!
:evilsmile

[Ole Spike]

Even though I don't know Steve personally, I still feel like I have gotten to know him pretty well on-line, and knew I wanted to say a few words at his roast.

Great trout fisherman, skilled deer hunter, computer genius, witty conversationalist, babe magnet, pillar of the community, successful businessman, consumate conservationist, and all around great guy.

But, enough about myself, and back to Steve............um......well,............

[wally-eye]

Who's this Steve guy????:evil:

[QDMAMAN]

Who's this Steve guy????:evil:

I'm with you, these guys are idiots, they think Steve is a real person.:rolleyes:
I mean really, who would ever take credit for a site like this?:D:lol:
Steve doesn't have a site, he is a site.:evil:
Like Bob Barker always says "please remember to have your Steve spade or neutered".:D
Alright I'm headed to the corner.

Big T

[Sib]

I've never met the man, but the perch milk recipes he's shared sound udderly delicious. :corkysm55

[mjmmusser]

I think Iceman_cometh mentioned something about Steve being the "Original" Triple D. I guess he went yak-less back in the old days!
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee305/mjmmusser/DDDSteve.jpg

[outdoor_m_i_k_e]

there are advantages of being short though. . remember those pictures of him bowhunting? its real easy to sneak up on a deer with feathers sticking out of your hat. . the deer just wonder why that damn turkey keeps comin so close:):). . sorry had to contribute!!

[jigworm]

I feel for you Steve. These guys are just jealous because they can't stand up and stretch in their ice shanties.

[GMONEY]

you guys shouldn't be so hard on Steve, he does the work of three men:


larry, curly, and moe:D

[itchn2fish]

Q: What do you call a hitch-hiking Steve?
A: Stranded

[Enigma]

Who's Steve man myth or legend?

[multibeard]

I do not know if Steve is praying

That there is actually a fish on the line after soaking for hours

OR

That he caught splitshots ice saw and will get the $500 reward for its recovery!!

img]http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/533/medium/DSCF0010.JPG[/img]

HELP CAN'T GET PIC TO POST --IT IS IN MY PHOTOS--it is pic that is in there twice Thanx tom

[spiritofthewild_06]

I do not know if Steve is praying

That there is actually a fish on the line after soaking for hours

OR

That he caught splitshots ice saw and will get the $500 reward for its recovery!!

img]http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/533/medium/DSCF0010.JPG[/img]

HELP CAN'T GET PIC TO POST --IT IS IN MY PHOTOS--it is pic that is in there twice Thanx tom
http://www.michigan-sportsman.com/photopost/data/533/medium/DSCF00101.JPG

There ya go!

[GMONEY]

i hear you got a brain transplant, and the brain rejected you.

[Burksee]

I've met Steve and I'm not sure he likes me. We cant seem to see eye to eye. :yikes: :lol: :whistle:

[GMONEY]

he's so short, he's the last one to know when it rains

[NEMichsportsman]

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone?

















I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring in this thread!!!!



Hey this roasting thing is kinda fun!!!

[explodingvarmints]

The reason behind the song "so much cooler on-line":lol:

Rught row rorge:xzicon_sm

[GMONEY]

you're so small you pose for trophies