A thread for things that never crossed your mind :) [Archive]

Ferg

10-02-2007, 01:56 PM

Is this beer to warm to drink? - Never crossed my mind - or

I should be heading back to the boat ramp, my lawn needs mowed - Never thought it, not once - or maybe -

I haven't seen any deer this morning, I should call it a day -

:lol::lol::lol:

Ya'all got any???

ferg....

Steven Arend

10-02-2007, 02:02 PM

I should climb down out of this tree stand and go spend some quality time with the wife.

Man! My time would be better spent at work then here on the water.

Steve

ckhanna

10-02-2007, 02:08 PM

I should really sign off M-S and get some actual work done.

Steven Arend

10-02-2007, 02:11 PM

I should really sign off M-S and get some actual work done.

I would have never thought of that one.:lol:

Steve

spiritofthewild_06

10-02-2007, 02:31 PM

Should I not drink anymore and go home to my wife.

I have a feeling there's gonna be alot of things that deal with wives:lol:

OTIS

10-02-2007, 02:32 PM

Heck with these fruit of the looms I would look better in A denim banana Hammock.

ckhanna

10-02-2007, 02:33 PM

ok, here ya go Spiritofthewild!!!

I should quit snuggling my wife and go hunting!

spiritofthewild_06

10-02-2007, 02:42 PM

ok, here ya go Spiritofthewild!!!

I should quit snuggling my wife and go hunting!
So you would rather snuggle with your wife than go hunting??:16suspect

Things that never cross my mind...
I should not go hunting, but rather go shopping with my wife.

I should not fall asleep, but rather listen to how my wifes day was.

I should clean the house, because my wife would like it.

I should make dinner for my wife, she's earned it.

(no I'm not really a dick like that...all the time:lol:)

ckhanna

10-02-2007, 02:52 PM

ok ok got me!!! Good one's I was just covering my butt incase this one got back to her!! lol

Ferg

10-02-2007, 03:09 PM

does countries such as the iraq have maps??

ferg....

Ferg

10-02-2007, 03:11 PM

Man I hope that one doesn't stink - :yikes::evil:

ferg....

Hunter333

10-02-2007, 03:33 PM

Things that never crossed my mind

Starting a thread like this :lol:

Ferg

10-02-2007, 04:02 PM

That girl is so hot; I wonder if she can cook :)

ferg....

spiritofthewild_06

10-02-2007, 05:40 PM

My new girlfriend is the best, I hope she feels comfortable enough around me to fart!:tdo12:

Backwoods-Savage

10-02-2007, 07:23 PM

That girl is so hot; I wonder if she can cook :)

ferg....

Or, that girl is hot and can really cook. I wonder if she can clean the house?

Or, "Honey, I hired a new secretary today. Man, she is really....nice. Hope you don't mind but I've invited her home for dinner tonight."

wyle_e_coyote

10-02-2007, 10:26 PM

"I think I should give marriage another chance."

"Hey, this girl seems well grounded"

KLR

10-03-2007, 11:16 AM

I really can't justify spending that much money on a new_________.

(insert- gun,boat,bow,decoys,optics,taxidermy,etc.,etc.)

spiritofthewild_06

10-03-2007, 12:24 PM

"I'm glad I ate that hot pocket"

Jekart

10-03-2007, 04:31 PM

" I sure would be disappointed if those weren't real " :D

smoke73

10-04-2007, 12:18 PM

I really should call home and...

...tell her I'm going to be late.

...see if she needs anything from the store.

...ask her how her day is going.

...get permission to fish, hunt, stay out, ect...

spiritofthewild_06

10-04-2007, 12:24 PM

"I think we have it great in this state"

Dking(MI)

10-04-2007, 12:33 PM

"If things got any better I would hug jennifer."

Hold it, give me a minute, whew, that was tough to type.

smoke73

10-04-2007, 05:24 PM

I really should put the seat down.

spiritofthewild_06

10-05-2007, 07:27 AM

I'm not going hunting, it's too hot, and there's too many bugs.

rcdan-o

10-05-2007, 10:53 AM

about next wednesday's forecast.......and How I will be in the WOODS finally.

Ferris_StateHunter

10-05-2007, 11:26 AM

I don't need new hunting stuff, I have last years equipement still in the package

s2a0d0i5e

10-05-2007, 12:50 PM

WOW, Women really do know how to drive.

s2a0d0i5e

10-05-2007, 12:51 PM

"I'm glad I ate that hot pocket"

I laugh every time I read that!

ckhanna

10-05-2007, 01:32 PM

I will never have room in the freezer to take this deer!!

codybear

10-05-2007, 01:44 PM

I really should put the seat down.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really should spray something :lol:

CB

spiritofthewild_06

10-05-2007, 02:24 PM

"Is that girl hot, or is it the beer goggles?"
(then you wake up the next morning next to bigfoot):yikes:

ckhanna

10-05-2007, 02:39 PM

I really hate waking up next to bigfoot!!! lol:lol:

rcdan-o

10-05-2007, 02:41 PM

Farting in your office and hoping that bigfoot does not come in....

ckhanna

10-05-2007, 02:43 PM

Farting in your office and hoping that bigfoot does not come in....
:lol: my luck, someone always walks in... good one

spiritofthewild_06

10-05-2007, 02:44 PM

I hope no one comes into my office, I just farted!

ckhanna

10-05-2007, 02:48 PM

You guys are killing me!!! :lol::lol::lol:

I hope my boss doesnt walk into the wind I just let go!!

spiritofthewild_06

10-05-2007, 02:49 PM

I should work late today, it's to hot to go hunting.

ckhanna

10-05-2007, 02:50 PM

I should work late today, it's to hot to go hunting.

I should work late today

mhodnettjr

10-10-2007, 01:47 PM

I would prefer if these college girls dressed a bit more modestly

I think I need smaller tires on my truck

I should probably sell of some of my hunting stuff

I wonder if I could make a difference in the world if I only ate vegitables

I think I should get rid of old bandit and let my girlfriend have the cat she has always wanted

Joe Archer

10-10-2007, 04:01 PM

"Screw the Super Bowl! Let's stop and help these ugly chicks fix their flat tire"
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