eyecatcher
09-17-2007, 07:57 AM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon
a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . .
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican congressman: $100.00
Baked Democrat Senator: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a
price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.
a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat
hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . . .
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican congressman: $100.00
Baked Democrat Senator: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a
price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.