I was thinking...this will be fun

[michigandeerslayer]

I want to make the world's most useless thread...

Ok ill start, there was this one time I was talking to this one guy and he said something and i said something, and we just kept talking, and...

[hunter62]

.....and then this guy walked up and butted into the conversation and wanted to know why you were.........

[notmuchtime]

talking to this one guy saying something and then I said something...

[soggybtmboys]

....about something else, then dropped my beer, then this other guy said.....

[luv2havemoartime]

I got in a fight with my wife and she says I can't go deer hunting this year...

[theredmission]

...but little does she know that...

[GMONEY]

........i'm using the computer at work.......

[Chuck]

not to ruin this thread but this is allot like most conversations I have with 20 something girls in the bar!! lol

[hoyt8]

....and the 20 something girls at the bar said.....

[wally-eye]

oh yuck your 35, man that's real old.......

[bigcountrysg]

yer old enough to be my dad......

[bounty hunter]

And may even be my dad..

[fishwitch44]

but you can't be my dad because he is supposed to be at work doing........

[Ron L]

...those license plate things, cause he's in jail, what after that trailer park...

[soggybtmboys]

.....incident involving the neighbors cat, the sheriff said.......

[michigandeerslayer]

....people like you.....

[GMONEY]

alright enough of this, lets start another bashing thread:D

[hunter62]

...wouldn't be receiving a visit from the law if they'd just learn to bury their dead cats instead of trying to serve them as a part of........

[soggybtmboys]

....HEY, what is your sister doing with............

[wyldkat49766]

.....my brother and my cat....

[michigandeerslayer]

...the neighbors got the camera out again and....

[hunter62]

....took some pictures of wyldkat's sister practicing her dancing (pole) on the deck of her trailer, when....

[soggybtmboys]

....it got really nuts, you wouldn't believe what happened next......they were just about to..........

[spiritofthewild_06]

...make out with each other when...

[soggybtmboys]

...make out with each other when...


Omg, I just choked on my coffee!!!!! Thats hilarious!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Carry on!

[wyldkat49766]

..they realized that wyldkat doesnt have a sister but a brother...

[spiritofthewild_06]

..they realized that wyldkat doesnt have a sister but a brother...

It's all good in the trailer hood!

Carry on!

[spiritofthewild_06]

...they realized that's kinda gross, so...

[michigandeerslayer]

..they got aunt milly to come by ...

[ckhanna]

and take her teeth out..

[spiritofthewild_06]

...and then she pulled out her...

BTW you are all perverts!:evil:

[fishwitch44]

Ak47 and pointed it at........

[wyldkat49766]

...Soggybottoms because he stole her dog...

[fishwitch44]

Nectarnookie that she got from aunt millie the day she graduated from pole dancing school in......

[michigandeerslayer]

...those blue jean overalls that paw gave her.....

[soggybtmboys]

...as a divorce present, when she divorced her cousin, who......

[DaveW731]

....she found in bed with his other cousin, Earl....

[soggybtmboys]

...who had just gotten a gender transformation and was about to.........

[michigandeerslayer]

....who they found passed out out back after......

[ckhanna]

.. drinking the moonshine that Bill made on...

[michigandeerslayer]

....on sunday when he was sitting out on the 2 hole, and remembered....

[soggybtmboys]

...the preacher wanted some, to give to the........

[michigandeerslayer]

.... the guy who was going to go....

[soggybtmboys]

......and see the Elton John concert with Wyldkats gender bender ex-cousin/husband, but.........

[DaveW731]

....decided he'd rather see if he could get a date with Rosie O'Donnell instead...

[ckhanna]

... of riding in his go-kart eating ...

[michigandeerslayer]

..jerky that he got from....

[wyldkat49766]

....bgcountry who admitted it was from his road kill deer but....

[ckhanna]

.... found out that rabbit ....

[michigandeerslayer]

...is what they called the guy who worked at.....

[ckhanna]

the Belle Tire store in

[Cpt.Chaos]

Sterling Heights, right across the street from Hooters where...

[michigandeerslayer]

.....bob was getting his truck fixed and......

[michigandeerslayer]

...It looks like I had to many beer's....

[soggybtmboys]

....because, what I thought was a Hooter's chick, was actually......

[michigandeerslayer]

... a guy named Jedd, who was heading to......

[ramdog]

the doctor to get his breasts enlarged

[fishwitch44]

So he could start fishing the St.Joe with out having to wear a life jacket so he could........

[michigandeerslayer]

.. he could make room for...

[ckhanna]

... his new lawn mower in a shed painted ...

[michigandeerslayer]

....bright yellow and purple....

[Shop Rat]

So, Michigandeerslayer had this brilliant idea, he was going to...

[soggybtmboys]

....cross dress and try to land a date with Jedd with new boobs and.......

[michigandeerslayer]

....and go to the m-n-g and start talking to....

[soggybtmboys]

....bgcountrysg for dating tips and...........

[ramdog]

then his one thingy fell off

[michigandeerslayer]

..so he called uncle mel and asked him too...

[smoke73]

... loan him 100 bucks so he could ...

[puttputt]

...buy the domain name www.tenthousanduselessthreads.com...

[wyldkat49766]

...so michigandeerslayer could go off and play....

[ckhanna]

... chinese checkers on his new...

[puttputt]

...chinese checkers board... (duh)...

[ckhanna]

...after playing chinese checkers on his chinese checker board he went into....

[twohats]

Chinese restaraunt and ordered.........

[wyldkat49766]

...sushi but they chased him out so he went...

[ckhanna]

down to Gander Mountain and bought a

[Cpt.Chaos]

set of ladies under armour, size XXXL for

[chris_kreiner]

...his neighbors ex-wife who he was....

[twohats]

taking Ice fishing.......

[ckhanna]

and a movie

[smoke73]

...if she would...

[traditional]

do the buck pole dance because she was

[michigandeerslayer]

going to call her friend who........

[twohats]

can skin a grizz faster than............

[michigandeerslayer]

... My uncle neal who used to work down at the...

[spiritofthewild_06]

..At the strip club across the street from...

[Shop Rat]

... Cabelas. Well, she did not want the under armor, she wanted..

[Cpt.Chaos]

an all leather...

[soggybtmboys]

........riding stirup and crop to be used later with........

[Cpt.Chaos]

the new riding boots and spurs when we...

[michigandeerslayer]

..go to the U.P. and....

[Shop Rat]

...Ice fish. Well, the fishing was slow...

[chris_kreiner]

...so we went....

[ckhanna]

and shot some darts at...

[Cpt.Chaos]

...fudgies coming out of the Casino's while they..

[chris_kreiner]

...smoked a great Mexican...

[smoke73]

... wet burrito that ...

[ckhanna]

ended up tasting like a really good cuban..

[Shop Rat]

...boot. A dart hit one fudgie...

[fishwitch44]

And she turned around and glared as she spit the tobaccy juice between her teeth and.......

[ramdog]

then she farted and man did it smell like

[wyldkat49766]

..cheese wiz but she did flash a large roll of money so....

[Cpt.Chaos]

doing my best to sound all suave' like Ricky Ricardo I say...

[ramdog]

Hey baby..how much do you want for your horse

[michigandeerslayer]

...cause my old lady wants me to buy...

[wyldkat49766]

... a nag for me because..

[ckhanna]

it was the slowest way to get to...

[ramdog]

a video of us doing the

[spiritofthewild_06]

Chacha in womens cloths while...

[wyldkat49766]

.. the deer are watching us through the window laughing and pointing at....

[smoke73]

...the sign that read...

[Cpt.Chaos]

you must wear bowling shoes while you

[michigandeerslayer]

climb in to a small car to go down to the....

[ckhanna]

river with a fly rod and fish for...

[spiritofthewild_06]

pickled herring with tomato sauce in the...

[ckhanna]

glass jar that stacks nice on..

[spiritofthewild_06]

the shelf right next to the..

[ckhanna]

box of Christmas lights in the...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Garage, where my wife likes to...

[ckhanna]

sit in her car and make car noises like...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Like she can actually drive but we all know...

[michigandeerslayer]

..that the guys at Michigan sportsman are like a bunch of.....

[ckhanna]

little kids at TOY'S R US playing with...

[ramdog]

a light saber the size of

[michigandeerslayer]

...some of the ego's around the camp fire during...

[ckhanna]

the singing of Kum Bi Ah while cooking....

[michigandeerslayer]

..rat hearts that were killed using....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Our machete's we used during goose hunting along with...

[michigandeerslayer]

..uncle bob's denture's which were found.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Inside the two holer when cousin eddie was...

[michigandeerslayer]

...hanging his head over....

[Cpt.Chaos]

to look for fresh corn to use in...

[michigandeerslayer]

..in ma pearls stew that made uncle chuck.....

[Shop Rat]

..wear a diaper in his treestand..

[ckhanna]

so that he could stay for days hunting...

[spiritofthewild_06]

The elusive big foot in the...

[ckhanna]

UP with researchers using..

[Michigan Mike]

women in heat dressed up in bigfoot costumes and high heals
standing by.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

A pool full of cream corn being guarded by...

[michigandeerslayer]

...a rabid monkey...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Munching on tater tots and whistling...

[ckhanna]

Jingle Bells and reading..

[Shop Rat]

...Mitch Rompola's biography written by...

[ckhanna]

Loyd Carr and his Offensive Coordinator at...

[Michigan Mike]

the top of the empire state building looking down at....

[ckhanna]

Godzilla climbing up the side with a...

[Shop Rat]

PETA member stuck in his teeth..

[DaveW731]

"MMMMMM MMMMM Good", Godzilla said, as he

[Rustyaxecamp]

Peeked in a window on the 99th floor and saw a...

[Michigan Mike]

upset OJ trying to take an OJ doll from a little girl who was.....

[Rustyaxecamp]

getting ready to go to the Red Wings game with her.....

[Shop Rat]

Friend the backwards walking rotten guy that..

[ramdog]

eating his boogers when all of a sudden

[michigandeerslayer]

..he stopped and remembered that he forgot...

[spiritofthewild_06]

To bring the condoms so...

[michigandeerslayer]

... we wont have another one like..

[lawnboy]

…bill who went to the balloon party and forgot to bring the balloons, but that was ok because…

[michigandeerslayer]

... he went over to the neighbor's house and...

[ckhanna]

took a pee in the toilet and then..

[michigandeerslayer]

..looked in the master bedroom and seen...

[severus]

his reflection in the mirror and thought...

[smoke73]

...do I have a twin or is that..

[ckhanna]

dude really as sexy as ...

[ramdog]

he sings L O L A lola and sees that he has wet his

[michigandeerslayer]

his sisters bed, because he was drinking...

[Shop Rat]

hunting license, so he can't go...

[michigandeerslayer]

home because he is so drunk and started talking..

[Michigan Mike]

about taking over the "Hole Business" from Jpollman but wasn't sure....

[ckhanna]

if he would be mad because he was better than him at...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Beer pong, which his Grandma taught him over at...

[ckhanna]

the Delta Delta Gamma frat party after..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Running naked through the quad yelling...

[wally-eye]

she's got crab's..................

[spiritofthewild_06]

everybody bring your bibs and lets go eat!...

[ckhanna]

at Joe's Crab Shack and then hit up...

[Michigan Mike]

freemont lake and catch some....

[Shop Rat]

cormorants for dinner...

[spiritofthewild_06]

With a side dish of zebra muscles over...

[michigandeerslayer]

...a hot fire, that was started with...

[spiritofthewild_06]

A fart From...

[stillwaiting]

...spiritofthe wild, so everybody got up to leave because they couldn't breath....

[ckhanna]

that nasty air that smelled like ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Burnt hair and juicy fruit...

[ckhanna]

gum that was scraped off of the sidewalk...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Of the prison that bigcountry works at while he was...

[michigandeerslayer]

...sitting on the computer and ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

typing post that make no sense to anybody but...

[ckhanna]

himself because of his superior schooling from..

[michigandeerslayer]

...the school of redneck u where he majored in...

[Shop Rat]

fishing

[ckhanna]

gar with a JPlug and a downrigger setup on the boat named...

[michigandeerslayer]

..we stink like...

[Shop Rat]

Flav-o-flav's stupid viking hat that...

[ckhanna]

does not go with anything but a...

[Shop Rat]

golden tooth smile that was bought by..

[wally-eye]

Snoop Dogg....

[ckhanna]

while smoking a ...

[itchn2fish]

.....big fat hog-leg....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Being ate by a dirty pirate hooker named...

[michigandeerslayer]

....timmyyyyyy

[spiritofthewild_06]

That ran around in a wheelchair but she was cool because...

[michigandeerslayer]

.......lolly-pops are hanging...

[ckhanna]

she wore a bright red ...

[Shop Rat]

hook for snagging aligators in

[ckhanna]

the mall by JCPenny in the woman's...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Dang you guys are too fast!

Underwear section under...

[michigandeerslayer]

...dogs that like to...

[ckhanna]

the blue panties in isle...

[spiritofthewild_06]

aisle 9, next to...

[ckhanna]

the purses and ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Beer, across the way from...

[ckhanna]

the food court where you can get yourself a tasty..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Burrito filled with...

[ckhanna]

beef from the local butchers...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Who sometimes use infected meat from...

[ckhanna]

dead cows that had foot and mouth disease..

[Shop Rat]

but that's o.k. because

[spiritofthewild_06]

it came from canada where...

[ckhanna]

Canadian's eat that everyday along with a glass of...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Molsen XXX and a big, burly...

[Shop Rat]

moose turd sandwich at the casino in

[ckhanna]

the tundra in the northwest territory of...

[Shop Rat]

Detroit, where you can see...

[ckhanna]

Joe Lewis Areana and ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Throw octipie on the ice when...

[ckhanna]

Drapes scores on a breakaway in the 3rd..

[bigcountrysg]

Drapes scores on a breakaway in the 3rd..

Spirit hits a homerun in his dream.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Big relizes were talking hockey and not baseball and then he goes to...

[ckhanna]

confusing everyone with a baseball anology that was not...

[spiritofthewild_06]

even relaviant anyway...

[bigcountrysg]

Cool at all, I am sorry and I would...

[ckhanna]

hopefully never do it again because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

It really ticks us off when...

[ckhanna]

we get confused by big who..

[spiritofthewild_06]

likes to drink hotdog flavored water...

[Shop Rat]

after his mother in law makes hot dog soup which is

[Shop Rat]

a favorite at michigandeerslayer's deer camp in

[michigandeerslayer]

.. a little town called peck, where they call the local's....

[smoke73]

... Up To See If They...

[itchn2fish]

... Up To See If They...
have Prince Albert in a can.....

[lawnboy]

…or was that on the can? Well anyways…

[Shop Rat]

there was this invisible cougar in Alcona County...

[spiritofthewild_06]

So they called the DNR up but they insisted...

[Shop Rat]

that you call back and leave a message because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

They were all out making sure that...

[Shop Rat]

the kirkland warblers were o.k. and

[Shop Rat]

that O.J. wasn't in Michigan causing trouble...

[Michigan Mike]

Chasing BigFoot in the U.P. while.....

[smoke73]

...being filmed by...

[Natlight]

...the lochness monster film crew, but....