I was thinking...this will be fun

[Michigan Mike]

ended up mistakingly filming one of the local women.......

[GUTS_R_US]

who was better looking than a sea monster however......

[ckhanna]

She walked funny because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

She got hit in the leg by a flaming giant taco covered in...

[ckhanna]

Chocolate syrup out of a..

[Shop Rat]

Canadian garbage that was

[ckhanna]

stinky because of the fish guts from the..

[lawnboy]

…festival that was down in Detroit. By the way, I almost forgot to tell you…

[spiritofthewild_06]

Don't eat chinease food with a spainard because...

[michigandeerslayer]

..your breath will start smelling like...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Rotton cheese farts comming out of...

[michigandeerslayer]

..the tail pipe of "I wonder who's" tail pipe, which was parked at...

[spiritofthewild_06]

KD outdoors because there mentioned on every other thread post:lol:...

[michigandeerslayer]

..and it must be the lolly pops and coffee, that makes you....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Have wet cheese farts in...

[Shop Rat]

the hot weather, but not so much at...

[spiritofthewild_06]

The bar when your pickin up chicks cause...

[Shop Rat]

that turns of the snow cows somewhat..

[spiritofthewild_06]

But what really makes them hot is...

[Shop Rat]

a health insurance card with dental, plus

[Michigan Mike]

some are so big, it's like a 2 for 1 deal but you need a...

[Shop Rat]

a double scoop of ice cream, but sometimes...

(I don't have anything better to do, can you tell? where is Michigandeerslayer when you need him?)

[spiritofthewild_06]

They try to bite your...

[Shop Rat]

crawfish bait if you let them, so I always use leeches, that way

[Shop Rat]

you don't catch one out of season. You can get a patch if yours is over...

[spiritofthewild_06]

200 lbs. cause thats a good...

[ckhanna]

size to make a whole batch of Jumbalya with a kick of...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Pubic hair from...

[ckhanna]

the neighbors dog ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Spanky, who just got over a bad case of...

[ckhanna]

chicken pox that he got from ..

[spiritofthewild_06]

My sister, because...

[ckhanna]

she practiced kissing him because she found out that...

[Shop Rat]

she did not get her shots because the doctor said...

[ckhanna]

her family genetics were so bad that...

[Shop Rat]

she might not ever be a "Trophy" snow cow, but she...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Is a member of the bovine family...

[ckhanna]

whith black and white hair and love to be ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

milked by...

[ckhanna]

the hands of farmer Jack in the..

[Shop Rat]

dark...

[ckhanna]

out in the middle of the hay field with the geese watching..

[Shop Rat]

skip

[spiritofthewild_06]

play bongo's naked...

[Shop Rat]

with Michael Jackson and his monkey

[spiritofthewild_06]

While doing the dance to...

[ckhanna]

Tha Macarina at a

[spiritofthewild_06]

Iraqi disco because...

[ckhanna]

they throw awesome parties using..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Camels as waiters...

[ckhanna]

only if they are the 2 hump camels and ...

[spiritofthewild_06]

can break dance to...

[ckhanna]

elevator music at the dentists...

[spiritofthewild_06]

while getting there dentures cleaned by...

[ckhanna]

the hottest dental assistant ever with ..

[spiritofthewild_06]

a rack as big as...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Time out, we're up to 21 pgs, whats the record??????????

[ckhanna]

not sure!! I love this thread though!!!

[ckhanna]

2 basketballs being dribbled at the same time by...

[spiritofthewild_06]

the harlem globetrotters during...

[Shop Rat]

A Britney spears concert..

[ckhanna]

where she flashed everyone her... :lol:

[Shop Rat]

new muzzleloader because she is going with...

[ckhanna]

me to a sportsman show and shooting ...

[smoke73]

... off her mouth about..

[Shop Rat]

the trout in the indoor pond, then you

[Michigan Mike]

go to the pond and whip out your rod while.......

[smoke73]

...dangling a small offering of...

[ckhanna]

Arby's cheese stick trying to catch..

[Kapa1]

:lol:

[spiritofthewild_06]

The loch nes monster that was last seen...

[ckhanna]

sitting in a lawn chair on the beach of..

[spiritofthewild_06]

South Haven, watching...

[ckhanna]

the girls in bikinis playing..

[DaveW731]

.....with the cheese stick on Michigan Mike's rod........

[spiritofthewild_06]

Hide the salami with...

[ckhanna]

salami and crackers from..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Meijer, where they also picked up some...

[Shop Rat]

duct tape, a 6 pack and a $.99 Michael jackson cd for deer camp

[spiritofthewild_06]

So they headed up north listening to MJ and...

[ckhanna]

eating slim jims and drinking..

[Shop Rat]

DR. Thunder and Mountain Lightning all the way to...

[ckhanna]

Disney World to see..

[spiritofthewild_06]

There cousin who was working as...

[ckhanna]

miney mouse as the hostess for the ..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Strip club, up in...

[michigandeerslayer]

...in the Up next to the two holer which...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Stunk really bad because...

[ckhanna]

there was a huge mound of..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Fecal material left there by...

[ckhanna]

racoons that snuck in there thinking it was a...

[Shop Rat]

ponderosa, then we saw Flav-o-Flav and Hulk Hogan bowfishing at...

[michigandeerslayer]

...the pond behind the fermi II pant, which was...

[ckhanna]

contaminated with raw sewage from the local...

[Shop Rat]

walmart and with all of the lead paint toys that

[smoke73]

... never harmed any of us, except for that one kid..

[ckhanna]

picked on him in kindergarden class back in..

[ramdog]

the day when miss Robinson never wore a

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bra or panties, And I was all like...

[lawnboy]

…dang, those sure are some big…

[ramdog]

melons she has sitting on top of

[smoke73]

...desk, because...

[ramdog]

I hear something vibrating and those puppies are

[ckhanna]

getting me all excited just thinking of...

[michigandeerslayer]

..going to deer camp and...

[smoke73]

...making S'mores, because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

He likes to smear hot marshmallow all over...

[michigandeerslayer]

because the guys at camp like him when...

[spiritofthewild_06]

He's all hot and sticky because...

[michigandeerslayer]

..your a dirty man, because you were rolling around in the mud with...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bigfoot and that EUP cougar...

[Shop Rat]

that doesn't exist, because it is just a big bobcat with

[spiritofthewild_06]

A little furry tail and...

[Shop Rat]

big feet

[ckhanna]

that had a funky smell because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

He had on ckhanna's calone on because...

[ckhanna]

It was only a dollar in the travel section of walmart and its what spiritofthewild recommend me to wear to pick up chicks at..

[spiritofthewild_06]

the local waterin hole where all the...

[smoke73]

...members of the post can be found, execpt for...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bigcountry, because he's too busy...

[Shop Rat]

teaching Dick Cheney hunters safety at

[smoke73]

...Notre Dame Stadium because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

There sure as hell ain't no football goin on there!...

[ckhanna]

but who cares when the cheerleaders are on the field..

[Rustyaxecamp]

cheering for Mike Vick's pitbull to .....

[ckhanna]

win in the underground dog fighting ring at spiritofthewilds house in his...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bedroom, cause there ain't nothin else goin on in there, exept...

[Shop Rat]

the sound of crickets and typing on the keyboard with a little bit of....

[ckhanna]

the sounds of Hank Williams Sr's music playing in the background because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

That puts me in the mood when i'm gonna...

[ckhanna]

get your drink on when you had a bad day of work due to...

[Rustyaxecamp]

your lazy union employees threatening to strike unless.........

[ckhanna]

they are given the whole world and use excuses like...

[Rustyaxecamp]

we deserve to make $45/hour to sleep and get drunk at work. Then the union rep chimed in and said....

[smoke73]

we deserve to make $45/hour to sleep and get drunk at work. Then the union rep chimed in and said....


...that's the foreman's job and...

[Rustyaxecamp]

he's on break, but.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

He'll be back in an hour, or at least...

[Rustyaxecamp]

that's what he said when he left 3 hours ago to head over to.....

[ckhanna]

cash his check before people got smart to his...

[Rustyaxecamp]

scam he called skilled labor. But then the news guy came on and said...

[ckhanna]

Hey now I know why we pay union dues, they...

[Rustyaxecamp]

make it so we only have to work half as much, but get paid more. But, just then the lunch wagon pulled up and the driver was.......

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bigcountry in his big ol' ford with...

[ckhanna]

a cigarette asking if they wanted to buy...

[Rustyaxecamp]

bootleg trailcam pictures of the Rompola buck mating with a cougar, while....

[spiritofthewild_06]

The albino Bigfoot was in the background doing...

[Rustyaxecamp]

it with the backwards walking rotten flesh smelling thing, while debating QDM with....

[spiritofthewild_06]

QDMAMAN, and the rest of the...

[Shop Rat]

pictures were mostly chupracobra and some of those gray aliens from

[Rustyaxecamp]

Beverly Hills 90210, but then it occured to me that....

[michigandeerslayer]

sissy boys dont belong here because..

[ckhanna]

We are all men here at M-S who love...

[michigandeerslayer]

to argue about...

[ckhanna]

meaningless threads like this one because..

[spiritofthewild_06]

We have nothing better to do all day because...

[michigandeerslayer]

..we are a bunch of...

[Ninja]

....belly-button-lint collectors....

[Shop Rat]

that don't have the gas money to get to where we really want to be

[smoke73]

...because we own trucks and...

[ramdog]

a dog that got caught doing

[ckhanna]

a #2 in the neighbors backyard while he...

[lawnboy]

…while he smelled the cats poo, but that's ok becouse I love it when...

[Shop Rat]

the neighbor steps in it and yells...

[FireMan39]

At the boy cause he diden't clean up the............

[spiritofthewild_06]

Huge steaming pile of...

[Shop Rat]

dead opossums that were getting into the

[spiritofthewild_06]

Jars of pickled eggs we left out for...

[Shop Rat]

coon bait because the season is.....

[ramdog]

uncle Eddie and his two wierd

[ckhanna]

over, but we don't care and will hunt them anyway because...

[spiritofthewild_06]

It's cool to wear coon skin caps while your...

[Shop Rat]

waiting in line at the Secretary of State when the state is shutting down..

[ckhanna]

But we all know you will look cool doing it because..

[spiritofthewild_06]

You won't have anything better to do because there shutting down hunting seasons too and...

[ckhanna]

trying to take our guns away but they cant because..

[lawnboy]

…China is in the process of making a lot of money selling us cheap reproductions. But I was thinking that is ok, because when do you get the chance to do something like…

[Shop Rat]

call the RAP hotline and nobody is there to take the call or...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bust me when I forget to...

[Shop Rat]

wipe properly, or forget there is a bag limit for....

[spiritofthewild_06]

The amount of turds one can have in the...

[michigandeerslayer]

in the back of big's truck which broke down over at....

[lawnboy]

…Weight Watchers, but what really matters is…

[spiritofthewild_06]

no one got hurt, even though big...

[Shop Rat]

drove through an entire humane society full of cats that were...

[smoke73]

..ready to picked up by the Chinese Buffet for..

[ckhanna]

the new stir fry that is experimental but they know that we will eat it because..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Americans are fat, but dammit we...

[ckhanna]

still like to wear clothes that are too tight and still think we look like...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Something out of a magizine, but the truth is...

[ckhanna]

they look like a 500lb person that bought something from Hollister in the mall that was meant for..

[spiritofthewild_06]

a 17 yr old, but its all good because...

[ckhanna]

it's not about outside appearance, it's about..

[Shop Rat]

gold teeth and spinning rims on your...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Golf cart, as you...

[ckhanna]

Cruise and play polo like you are...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Some sort of yuppie, but your from michigan so we all know...

[Shop Rat]

you can't eat your kitty stirfry or your no-bark doggie without ketchup...

[ckhanna]

and hot sauce out of the plastic packets from..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Taco Bell, where your brother in law works as...

[Shop Rat]

the cook and dumpster guy and pest removal....

[ckhanna]

because the cockroaches are so bad that..

[Shop Rat]

They are now a key ingredient in the....

[spiritofthewild_06]

"special" sauce they put into...

[Shop Rat]

the crunchy fried enchillada with special sauce, you can't get them up north because.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

All they eat up there is friggin pasties which are...

[mich buckmaster]

really like a burrito that is ...........

[Shop Rat]

made with leftovers such as...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Road kill porcupines, rotten elk meat, and...

[ckhanna]

worms. But the homeless don't care because..

[Michigan Mike]

They eat much better food at the soup kitchens
and have barbeques everynight while........

[rcdan-o]

dreaming of new cardboard homes. Wishing that Granholm...

[Shop Rat]

would get on her broom and fly back to Canada or maybe Venezuela where the socialist crap might actually work like her plan to.....

[spiritofthewild_06]

Shut everything down and cause widespread panic to...

[rcdan-o]

all those on disability who need to buy..

[ckhanna]

canned corn and romin noodles...

[rcdan-o]

cause they go soo good with mad dog 20/20 and .....

[lawnboy]

…Church’s chicken. I really like the way that fat people…

[spiritofthewild_06]

Shake them jiggly hips during...

[Shop Rat]

happy hour at the bar in...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Escanaba where the men are men and the sheep are...

[rcdan-o]

scared , everyone knows that.....

[Shop Rat]

Escanaba is the snow cow capital of Michigan, it is also...

[michigandeerslayer]

where grandma play's...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Grandpa's skin flute while...

[Michigan Mike]

at the same time she spotted BigFoot which turned out to be...

[spiritofthewild_06]

Her cousin Larry, he stoped by because he wanted...

[Rustyaxecamp]

to let everyone know that he was leaving at noon to go duck hunting in Escanaba ;), and he....

[spiritofthewild_06]

won't be back till He gets his limit, or they figure out what the hell to do about the budget crisis...

[Rustyaxecamp]

which he will be trying to figure out, while drinking Leinenkugels at the Breezy Point Bar and listening to..

[spiritofthewild_06]

Bob Segar sing Roll me away and thinking about...

[Michigan Mike]

why his chevy took a chit while...

[ramdog]

his ole lady is changing the the flat tire because

[Michigan Mike]

he just had a yooper vasectomy which consists of....

[lawnboy]

…a nut cracker and…

[ramdog]

fifth of Beam and Diet while screaming

[michigandeerslayer]

..I live in michigan and im being blown away because....

[smoke73]

...I don't have anywhere to...

[ramdog]

to buy my smokes because the cost

[smoke73]

...of gas and...

[lawnboy]

…and big mac meals, buy having the yooper vasectomy this will…

[ramdog]

increase my odds of fornicating with

[Shop Rat]

bears and wild pigs....

[Michigan Mike]

which don't look much different from...

[ckhanna]

the girl I seen at the buffet with a plate full of...

[rcdan-o]

deep fat fried morsels of...

[MAttt]

Stuffed Morels with a box of donut holes on the side
and big glass of corn syrup to wash them down
so she.....

[ramdog]

wouldnt have to push so hard when shes on the toilet trying to

[michigandeerslayer]

....scream out that one guys name from ms.com who is...

[smoke73]

...always logged in because...

[ramdog]

the aliens hacked into his