Violator22
09-06-2007, 03:28 PM
A man boarded an airplane in Baltimore, with a big ole box
of frozen blue crabs.
A female crew member insisted on taking the box, promising
to keep it safe in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Handing it over, the man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the box thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire
cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them herself.
of frozen blue crabs.
A female crew member insisted on taking the box, promising
to keep it safe in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Handing it over, the man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the box thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire
cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them herself.