terrorist plot foiled in Canada

[explodingvarmints]

I would like to announce that our O.P.P. friends are doing a bang up job on the fight against terror! They brought down a VERY dangerous person, who was doing something unspeakable on the river! That someone is me!!!! and I had an adult beverage in a coozy 10 feet away from me!!!!! feewwww, that was close!! glad they saved the day. Did not care if I had minnows, or a Canadian fishing license. I got patted down too..... That's alot of fun, you should try it. The worst thing of all, They took all the rest of my beer:yikes:. They didn't leave me with nothing though..... they were kind enough to reward me with this little piece of paper that said something about $130.00......

Thanks for the tips on the fish Miketheelder, and Houghtonlaker..... Hope you finished up better than I did. Forgive me, but i'm feeling a little patriotic..... OH CANADA, something something something something.

[alex-v]

Saw them cruising the waters up by Peche Island around 7:30 or so Sunday morning. Looking for home-grown terrorists, eh?;);)

[Overdew]

Those darn folks can mess a nice day up anytime.
They claim the love of the brewskis but gosh if you have one they want your american dollars.
I say nuke em (just kidding)
Sucks they ruined a nice day

KEEP THAT NAME FOR YOR BOAT!

[dobes]

Hey could be worse , lucky you only got a $120 ticket . I see nothing wrong with a brewski on a nice day but if your out on your boat and suckin down some alchoholic beverages that can be pretty dangerous . Just be careful out there and keep an eye out for water pigs !!!! happy fishin .

[MUSHY1]

Gosh Matt, twice in one week.......Coast Guard, and now the OPP, if it wasnt for bad luck, you wouldnt have luck at all........What ever you do, dont go fishing with MiketheElder, you would have Bad luck to the 'N'th power.....(just kidding Mike)........

Mushy

[MiketheElder]

I haven't seen any reports from you lately Mushy.

I caught three Sunday right where I showed Matt. I saw the Windsor Police boat out there also. When I made a move to go back over a spot I ended up heading right towards them. I guess they figured one guy in a little 16 footer heading right for them wasn't a threat to national security. :lol:

They took off downriver. Guess the came back.

[TimEye]

The beer store was closed and they got thirsty out on the water. before they got back in they were probably just empty cans.:lol::lol: hope you gave them enough so they would not have to get someone else.

[explodingvarmints]

Gosh Matt, twice in one week.......Coast Guard, and now the OPP, if it wasnt for bad luck, you wouldnt have luck at all........What ever you do, dont go fishing with MiketheElder, you would have Bad luck to the 'N'th power.....(just kidding Mike)........

Mushy

I'm not so sure about that Chris... He caught fish in 2 of the 3 places he tried...... I sucked all morning only catching a couple perch and a huge catfish. My entire life has been spent wondering why I have such bad luck.... I need to learn to accept it and stop wondering why:lol:.

[MUSHY1]

[QUOTE=MiketheElder;1725018]I haven't seen any reports from you lately Mushy.

This 3 fish stuff is for Old married guys or and Single white guys like Matt.....Only time im ALLOWED to go out, is when i'm guarantee to catch 6, or Momma thinks im off at the Bar frolicking with the Bar Maids......which is not out of the ordinary......;)

Mushy

[explodingvarmints]

The beer store was closed and they got thirsty out on the water. before they got back in they were probably just empty cans.:lol::lol: hope you gave them enough so they would not have to get someone else.

Funny you say that. I thought that the whole time.... They took the cooler on their boat to empty it while I was getting frisked. The whole time I was thinking "what a waste,they don't have any ice to keep it cold!:(" On the way in my slogan was "O.P.P. drinky for free":lol:!!! I have to figure out how to get a bathroom, kitchen, and cuddy on my boat otherwise I'm going to be a repeat offender:gaga::help:. All in all it could have been a $250.00 fine since the electric trolling motor was in the water.... I was like "Oh thank you so much for your leniency sir:rolleyes:.... enjoy my beer!" Wait a dam$ minute!!!! according to there rules THEY were in violation by taking my beer..... citizens arrest:idea:!

[alex-v]

... according to there rules THEY were in violation by taking my beer.....
I thought that it was an open container that created the problem. If that is the case then the unopened cans would still be OK.

But, if you got caught with one open can then they probably figured on taking it all.

[Houghton laker]

[QUOTE=MiketheElder;1725018]I haven't seen any reports from you lately Mushy.

This 3 fish stuff is for Old married guys or and Single white guys like Matt.....Only time im ALLOWED to go out, is when i'm guarantee to catch 6, or Momma thinks im off at the Bar frolicking with the Bar Maids......which is not out of the ordinary......;)

Mushy

I like that Mushy....The only time I'm ALLOWED to go out....:lol::lol::lol:

This time of year is the tough bite for sure....but just around the corner is that HOT fall bite!!;)

That Mike the Elder is turning into a regular fishing pro....Won't be long and we'll all be going to him for advice......well.....maybe I won't go as far as that!!

[mrymar]

I thought that it was an open container that created the problem. If that is the case then the unopened cans would still be OK.

I believe you can not have beer on a boat in Canada unless you can call it your residence (stove and enclosed bathroom on board).

[Big Frank 25]

Consumption of Alcohol
In most provinces :

Alcohol may be consumed on board the pleasure craft if it meets all of the following conditions:

The vessel has permanent sleeping facilities
The vessel has permanent cooking facilities
The vessel has a permanent toilet
The vessel is anchored or secured alongside a dock
Check with the appropriate provincial authorities (OPP for Ontario, SQ for Quebec, RCMP for all other provinces and territories) for carriage restrictions. (http://www.tc.gc.ca/BoatingSafety/facts/foreign.htm)

[wally-eye]

How bout not taking alcohol in the boat.........:dizzy:

[Slick fishing]

[QUOTE=MUSHY1;1725108]

That Mike the Elder is turning into a regular fishing pro....

Is he I havent seen any post am always looking to see how he is doing on his fishing adventures. did he go back to the rubber gloves again:lol: sorry Mike I am like Mushy and I just cant help myself I guess I will pay for it at the meeting:lol:.. Mike just think tho you are allowed out to go fishing unlike some one we know:lol::lol: I got two for one on this post man am I gonna pay now:lol::lol::lol:Cya Slick

[KI Jim]

I think they were looking for ya-it was the "exploding" part of explodingvarmints that tipped them off. I feel safer already. :lol:

Jim

[MUSHY1]

I thought that it was an open container that created the problem. If that is the case then the unopened cans would still be OK.

But, if you got caught with one open can then they probably figured on taking it all.

I think i would still be in Jail over there, because NO ONE takes my Beer without me offering it to them.......Specially some Canadian;).....No offense Derek!!!!!
How could you let that happen Matt?????? You probabley had cotton mouth and a load in your pants for the rest of the Trip, and thats not cool!!!:lol::yikes:

Mushy

[explodingvarmints]

I was not a very happy fisherman to say the least. And not taking beer on the boat............ That's just crazy talk right there:D. I'll work on trying to find a easier way around this than leaving the beer on land.

Mushy,
If you think I was a little nervous with the Coasty boarding, you would have thought I was going to pass out with the cops from a different Country on board:SHOCKED::tdo12::gaga:. Specially when he was playing with my (&(*%

[Slick fishing]

You guys are going to have to put the suds in a diffrent container of some sort and Matt why do I think you ask the OPP for a cavity search:lol::lol::lol: I can hear the OPP now we have a livley one here boys:yikes:Cya Slick

[explodingvarmints]

You guys are going to have to put the suds in a diffrent container of some sort and Matt why do I think you ask the OPP for a cavity search:lol::lol::lol: I can hear the OPP now we have a livley one here boys:yikes:Cya Slick

Get that rubber glove on Sailor....It's go time!:lol:

[Fishnnut]

I think were gonna need a bigger boat.:)

[Canuck136]

How bout not taking alcohol in the boat.........:dizzy:


What fun is that?

[javelin]

Get that rubber glove on Sailor....It's go time!:lol:

My boss just asked me why I was laughing out loud at my desk as I TOTALLY broke a silent room. Thanks guys!!!

Quick brainstorm - put the suds in a Vernors 20oz. bottle.

There is also slip on can covers that are like a cellophane type material. Get a couple of Coca-Cola ones and you are set.

OR - Sit in the bottom of your boat and consume enough for a quick buzz - then fish. Out of sight = out of mind :evilsmile