eyecatcher
05-24-2007, 09:29 AM
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of
them would get the job The day came and as the four sat
around the conference room table, the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you
know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the
man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head.
There's no warning. "That's very good!" replied the
interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man.
Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and
you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is
the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of
an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
house and on the wall there's a light switch. When
you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than
an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastes thing I can think of"
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer
and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the
speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba
replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, it's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day
I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the
bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I had already **** my pants.
Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of
them would get the job The day came and as the four sat
around the conference room table, the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you
know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the
man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head.
There's no warning. "That's very good!" replied the
interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man.
Hmmm...let me see. "A blink! It comes and goes and
you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is
the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of
an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
house and on the wall there's a light switch. When
you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than
an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastes thing I can think of"
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer
and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the
speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba
replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, it's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day
I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the
bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON
THE LIGHT, I had already **** my pants.
Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!