Violator22
05-23-2007, 03:05 PM
It's prom night in the early 60's and Peggy Sue is going to go with Bobby Joe. Bobby Joe comes to pick up Peggy Sue and there in the entry is her Dad...rocking back on his heels and taking in the sight. Bobby Joe gulps and grins nervously at his date's dad...Dad says..."Soooooooo you are gunna take my Dear Sweet Peggy Sue to the Prom, eh?" (he's from BC I guess...that's not the joke though)...Bobby Joe says in a voice that cracks...ahhhhh Yessirrrrrrr! Well Pop winks at Bobby Joe and says ... "Well boy let me tell you how to show that girl a good time." Bobby Joe didnt fall off the rock and roll band wagon yesterday and he nervously flinches and says " ahhhhhhhhhh whatsat Sir?"
He tells Bobby Joe in a conspiratorial tone..."Well boy...I will tell ya what that Girl LOVES TO DO! That girl Loves to SCREW!" Pop almost had to pick Bobby Joe off the floor! Bobby Joe is sure he is has lost his mind...he is weak with fright and something else...He says..." AHHHHHHhUHhhhhhhhh Beggin your pardon Sir?" Well Pop slaps him on the shoulder and says ..."Im tellin ya boy that Girl LOves to Screw and She can Screw Screw SCREW ALLLLLLLl the night long. Soins if ya wanna show her a good time you take her out and let her Screw SCREW SCR...." Pop hears Peggy Sue coming down the stairs so he stops talking and just gives Bobby Joe ( who is weak in the knees and bordering on delirious) a big WINK and a knowing look ...Bobby Joe Cant believe his ears but Who is he to go against the wishes of his date's Father...so Pop winks and Bobby Joe finds his footing...gulps ...manages a smile and WINKS back...Peggy Sue at this point is sure that her father has given Bobby Joe the standard Father of the teenage daughter talk to Bobby Joe...and gives Dad a dirty look and grabs Bobby Joe to get out the door as quickly as possible...She hopes he hasnt scared Bobby Joe so badly that she wont even get a good night kiss! .. She says good night to dad and drags Bobby Joe to the door ...and as they leave...Pop says to Bobby Joe...Now you REMEMBER what I said boy!!!!!! YAHEAR!" Have a great time...Off the Go Bobby Joe still in shock at his good luck and Peggy Sue just wanting to get going...
Well 15 minutes later... Here comes Peggy Sue back in the front door...
Her Pop seems surprised she is back so soon and hurries to the door. MY GOD!
What happened to you? She is all rumpled and discombobulated, hair askew...
She walks up to POP ...gets right in his face ...Blows the hair up out of her face and says
THEY CALL IT THE TWIST POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________
He tells Bobby Joe in a conspiratorial tone..."Well boy...I will tell ya what that Girl LOVES TO DO! That girl Loves to SCREW!" Pop almost had to pick Bobby Joe off the floor! Bobby Joe is sure he is has lost his mind...he is weak with fright and something else...He says..." AHHHHHHhUHhhhhhhhh Beggin your pardon Sir?" Well Pop slaps him on the shoulder and says ..."Im tellin ya boy that Girl LOves to Screw and She can Screw Screw SCREW ALLLLLLLl the night long. Soins if ya wanna show her a good time you take her out and let her Screw SCREW SCR...." Pop hears Peggy Sue coming down the stairs so he stops talking and just gives Bobby Joe ( who is weak in the knees and bordering on delirious) a big WINK and a knowing look ...Bobby Joe Cant believe his ears but Who is he to go against the wishes of his date's Father...so Pop winks and Bobby Joe finds his footing...gulps ...manages a smile and WINKS back...Peggy Sue at this point is sure that her father has given Bobby Joe the standard Father of the teenage daughter talk to Bobby Joe...and gives Dad a dirty look and grabs Bobby Joe to get out the door as quickly as possible...She hopes he hasnt scared Bobby Joe so badly that she wont even get a good night kiss! .. She says good night to dad and drags Bobby Joe to the door ...and as they leave...Pop says to Bobby Joe...Now you REMEMBER what I said boy!!!!!! YAHEAR!" Have a great time...Off the Go Bobby Joe still in shock at his good luck and Peggy Sue just wanting to get going...
Well 15 minutes later... Here comes Peggy Sue back in the front door...
Her Pop seems surprised she is back so soon and hurries to the door. MY GOD!
What happened to you? She is all rumpled and discombobulated, hair askew...
She walks up to POP ...gets right in his face ...Blows the hair up out of her face and says
THEY CALL IT THE TWIST POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________