chrisu
05-22-2007, 02:34 PM
Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
(there was a condome pictured in the joke too....)
(there was a condome pictured in the joke too....)