New favorite bumper sticker....

[DaveW731]

Just saw it this afternoon:

"Driver carries no cash.......he is married!"

[FREEPOP]

Some yers ago my mom bought me one "Will Work For Sex"

I laminated it and it's in the Vette although Scarletfever doesn't see the humor in it anymore ;)

[Cpt.Chaos]

One of my favorites that I have seen was: "HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER"

[Southend517]

I have seen a few "Blown away yet?" ones around town.

[FreebirdII]

Ever see "Graduate of FU" (Fisherman's University) ? :lol:

[slayer]

Funniest one I've seen in years read like this GAS, GRASS ,OR *****, NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE!!! :lol: :lol:

[tedshunter]

How about the one that says get off my **** or I am gonna flick a booger on your windshield:D

[DROPTINE 14]

wife and dog missing
reward for dog

[STEINFISHSKI]

http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/02297265/k50/kickbox.gif

[wally-eye]

I picked one up 2 days after I got back from Viet Nam in 1969.

Had a picture of a peace sign and next to it in big letters was:

FOOTPRINT OF THE AMERICAN CHICKEN...........

Took that car to Florida a month later and must have gotten flipped off 100 times on the way there and back...........:dizzy:

Must have been a hippie thing.:evil: Thinking about it now, I wish I still had that sticker.

[MI_Bowhunter]

I saw this on a truck a bunch of years back.

"When I die I want to be buried face down, that way the whole world can kiss my a##!"

[ESOX]

C'mon, give me the finger
like you MEAN it.



If the screams from my trunk bother you
Turn up your radio

CHAOS! PANIC! FEAR!
My Work Here Is Done

And my favorite, spotted in da western UP:

If it's called tourist season
Why can't we shoot them?

[FREEPOP]

Back when I was a teen, I had a $100 junker. I found a bumper sticker I put on it that read, "Don't laugh mister, your daughter may be in here"

[rough water]

Had one "before" I was married that read

My Wife - Yes
My Dog - Maybe
My Guns - Never

[bumpbottom]

Pulled up next to a beat up Pinto one time. A really rough looking guy driving it. On the back bumper

This car may not look like the Mayflower
but your daughter came across in it last night

[Dedge]

Ever see "Graduate of FU" (Fisherman's University) ? :lol:

This is actually Finlandia University located in Hancock.

My Dad came up with a good one.

"Honk while passing... driver is blind." :lol::lol::lol:


Dan

[bobcolenso]

Had one on my '67 225 Dodge Dart.
Do to the fantastic speed of this vehicle it is advised that all girls sit as close to the driver as possible.

[252Life]

Best ever:

If you're gonna ride my *****, at least pull my hair!

[GMONEY]

Just saw it this afternoon:

"Driver carries no cash.......he is married!"

or, "driver carries no cash.....he is divorced!"

[Cpt.Chaos]

A coworker of mine back in the early 90's had one that said "Divorce, the screwing you get for the screwing you got"

[7MM Magnum]

Had one on my '67 225 Dodge Dart.
Do to the fantastic speed of this vehicle it is advised that all girls sit as close to the driver as possible.


Yeah,... those slant 6 mopars were about as fast as the drivers. :lol:

[thousandcasts]

I want the one that says, "My kid beat up your Honor Student."

[bobcolenso]

"I just Neutered the Cat
Now He's a Liberal!!!"

[lkmifisherman]

I always like seeing the little blonde/brunette/red heads driving their little sports cars that daddy bought them with the bumper stickers that read "mean people suk, nice people swallow". I always wonder is she mean or is she nice? It really doesn't matter I guess because at my age she would think that my bumper sticker should read "Perv" LOL....

LMF :fish:

[thousandcasts]

I want a personalized front bumper sticker that says, "If you don't get that *&^%#$% mini-van going the speed limit, then God help you when I get out of my vehicle holding a baseball bat!" :lol:

[theredmission]

Not really a bumper sticker but a couple years ago we had a coworker who was deathly afraid to make a delivery to any part of Detroit. So one day we printed off a sign that read "driver carries large sums of cash" and stuck on the back of the truck. When he returned he was livid and said he didnt notice till he was on his way back and stopped to get gas. He claimed that the people who were passing him were giving him wierd looks and he almost turned around before making the deliver because of it.

ps- Hey wally-eye, I found this for ya':
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Footprint-Of-An-American-Chicken.htm
and you can probably find similar stuff like it here:
http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff

[victor mi pro bowhunter]

My brother had a truck with a huge dint in the front bumper. so we made him a bumper sticker that said (move I will hit you)

[fasthunter]

I use to have one that said. "I'm not speeding I just look fast!" Needless to say that's not a good one to have if you get pulled over for speeding.:o :dizzy: After the cop gave me a ticket.(This was several years ago.) He said. "Nice bumper sticker" http://www.clubracer.net/forum/images/smilies/nutkick.gif..............DOH!!!!:yikes:

[fasthunter]

I picked one up 2 days after I got back from Viet Nam in 1969.

Had a picture of a peace sign and next to it in big letters was:

FOOTPRINT OF THE AMERICAN CHICKEN...........

Took that car to Florida a month later and must have gotten flipped off 100 times on the way there and back...........:dizzy:

Must have been a hippie thing.:evil: Thinking about it now, I wish I still had that sticker. Hey, wally-eye. I'm kind of wondering if it has the same effect as the shirt that I got when I came home from Iraq. It says Operation Iraqi Freedom. Winning hearts and minds "One round at a time". I always get wierd looks when I wear that one. I don't care I wear it anyway. I'm sure that chicken footprint could be kind of humorous to put on today too.:lol: :evil:

[eddiejohn4]

lmao. both tee shirts are great.:)

[gamebird_guy]

No more canadian trash, Granholm is enough!!!!!:lol:

[DaveW731]

No more canadian trash, Granholm is enough!!!!!:lol:

A sticker for both political parties....

"Run, Hillary, Run"

Democrats put it on the rear bumper, Republicans on the front.

[Dedge]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No more canadian trash, Granholm is enough!!!!!:lol:

[motcityman]

saw this the other day.." life is short, get a divorce"..no wonder I cant keep a girlfriend...:lol: :lol:

[KS up north]

Gave one to my brother that reads:
Jesus loves you............................................... ..everyone else thinks your an a**hole!

[doublell]

a couple of favorites. "KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING" AND "HANG UP AND DRIVE"

[wally-eye]

Not really a bumper sticker but a couple years ago we had a coworker who was deathly afraid to make a delivery to any part of Detroit. So one day we printed off a sign that read "driver carries large sums of cash" and stuck on the back of the truck. When he returned he was livid and said he didnt notice till he was on his way back and stopped to get gas. He claimed that the people who were passing him were giving him wierd looks and he almost turned around before making the deliver because of it.

ps- Hey wally-eye, I found this for ya':
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Footprint-Of-An-American-Chicken.htm
and you can probably find similar stuff like it here:
http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff



Thanks a lot for those links. Been looking a long time for that stuff......:evil:

[wally-eye]

Hey, wally-eye. I'm kind of wondering if it has the same effect as the shirt that I got when I came home from Iraq. It says Operation Iraqi Freedom. Winning hearts and minds "One round at a time". I always get wierd looks when I wear that one. I don't care I wear it anyway. I'm sure that chicken footprint could be kind of humorous to put on today too.:lol: :evil:


They BOTH would be fun to wear nowdays......:evil: